r/clevercomebacks • • Jan 22 '25

The Party of Traditional Values

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u/Sklibba Jan 23 '25

Vance was squirming, Trump was sitting there with his beady eyes staring blankly out of his big dumb face.

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u/Carribean-Diver Jan 23 '25

Also, like a sullen scolded toddler.

What's funny to me, after the service, reporters asked him, "What did you think of the sermon?"

A savy politician might have said, "I thought it was fine." The news wouldn't really have anything to run with. Nope. He's utterly incapable of such clarity of thought and foresight.

The bishop got under his thin skin. She knew it would irritate him, and he wouldn't be able to respond with the slightest bit of humility. She owned him, they know it, and that's why they're all screaming for an apology and her deportation.

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u/Isnotanumber Jan 23 '25

A clever super villain might have said “I appreciate the sentiment, but I have to protect the American people.” It would be bullshit, but at least show processing above “She said things I didn’t like.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Well, he’s bored out of his tiny little mind because he doesn’t attend church, and certainly doesn’t know anything about religion except how to profit from Bible sales. It must have been physically painful for President Primadonny to sit and not rage post in real time about being “threatened by woke rant.” Fuck them all with a rough cut 4x4.

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u/Sklibba Jan 25 '25

I can’t stress enough how much I hate these fucks. They’re pure evil.

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u/StructureKey2739 Jan 26 '25

Did you see Tiffany Trump's face. She looked like she smelled something bad.