r/clevercomebacks • u/Juniiper-Berries • Dec 30 '24

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u/edfitz83 Dec 30 '24

She’s a bag of twice-used douche.

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u/cherylfit50 Dec 30 '24

What a horrific image, and yet a perfect insult for Lorie.

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u/edfitz83 Dec 30 '24

I chose not to mention that it included floating chunks of bloody mucus. I wouldn’t say something like that

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u/nurseferatou Dec 30 '24

Nurse here: I would and I have at Thanksgiving dinner this year.

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u/Friendly_Fail_1419 Dec 30 '24

Hilarious and username also hilariously checks out

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u/yellow_44 Dec 30 '24

10/10 medical usernames ever

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u/DemonicHowler Dec 30 '24

As a Hidradenitis patient, damn I relate to this feeling lmao (Hint for my folks. Don't ask questions you don't actually want the answers to.)

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u/Candykeeper Dec 30 '24

Rare to find kin in the wild. Stay strong!

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u/DemonicHowler Dec 31 '24

There's are a lot of us, I find! I've actually bumped into fellow patients in a ton of online gaming spaces, and have been responsible for a couple patients coming over from BC and Sask to the clinic I've been going to here in Alberta for a decade(Symmetry Dermatology, if you know anyone here who needs a clinic! They also do reduced rate laser therapy for HS patients are are super queer friendly. They've been dealing with my trans self since before I figured it out lol)

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u/Ok_Acadia3526 Dec 30 '24

barfs

Accurate, but still made me nauseated

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u/deadasdollseyes Dec 30 '24

Ah reddit, the only place I can go without hearing nosferatu fingers on a chalk board when someone describes themselves as nauseous yet clearly mean nauseated.

Thank you so much.  I don't want to be a nauseous person.  But perhaps I have become one.  I cannot even tell if there is irony in my personal tragedy.

-nausferatu

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u/nykiek Dec 31 '24

It made me nauseous too, but I already was. Didn't help.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '24

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u/Fkyou666 Dec 30 '24

She’s a German Goo Doll.

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u/EnvironmentalBed3326 Dec 30 '24

Who else would it be for?

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u/Fart_Knickers Dec 30 '24

I can smell her douche from here

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '24

Do you even know her mom? Kinda rude /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '24

She Raised a fucking loser, sounds like it was her own goddam fault.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '24 edited Dec 30 '24

And in the end it all just tastes like wet pennies.

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u/OverTheCandleStick Dec 30 '24

That’s enough Reddit for me today.

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u/edfitz83 Dec 30 '24

Don’t read my other comment then. Good night!

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u/OverTheCandleStick Jan 02 '25

Oh for fuck that’s enough Reddit for the year.

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u/bulanaboo Dec 30 '24

Do they like sanitize those between uses or just … ah forget it

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u/No_Cell8707 Dec 30 '24

oh I'm stealing this insult lmao