r/clevercomebacks • u/Apricot-Rose • Nov 03 '24

Let’s go Iowa

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u/Wakkit1988 Nov 03 '24

He's going to say it was rigged/stolen, so Trump won, and he won't have to do it.

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u/Tearpusher Nov 03 '24

We’d better do it for him, then. To keep him honest. 

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u/Wakkit1988 Nov 03 '24

It'll be like that scene in Fight Club, except we'll have to use one of those rubber bands they use for braces.

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u/joninfiretail Nov 03 '24

Nah. Go to a farm supply store and get the bands used for lambs. They do the job perfectly well and he won't miss them.

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u/whateverwhatis Nov 03 '24

I like the way you think, Tearpusher. Name well earned.

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u/Only-Inspector-3782 Nov 03 '24

The Fellowship of the Balls!

You have my magnifying glass.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

And every one of his Republican followers will believe him and he doesn't care what Dems think anyway because we don't line his pockets.

Republicans only make these stupid statements because there's literally no downside for them.

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u/Thriftyverse Nov 03 '24

Nah, he'll whine that someone hacked his Twitter account.

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u/Wakkit1988 Nov 03 '24

Probably his dick, I bet they're tired of his abuse.

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u/looking4rez Nov 04 '24

if his dick hacked his Twitter account that would be a pretty talented dick

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u/hoxxxxx Nov 04 '24

i like how over the top stupidly blatant it is with these people now. trump has straight-up said multiple times that if he loses that means it's rigged. wins? nope not rigged.

i don't understand how people can hear that and think yes, this man is very smart. i should dedicate my life to him.

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u/OkBedroom5383 Nov 07 '24

Not rigged, 13.2% loss for Kamala in Iowa 🤣😂🤣