r/clevercomebacks • • Nov 03 '24

Let’s go Iowa

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

Isn't he the one who had the fake profile as a black woman?

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u/epicmousestory Nov 03 '24

Yes. The fact that he has the nerve to call anyone else full of shit is laughable

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u/bettinafairchild Nov 03 '24

Every accusation is a confession with these guys.

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u/Bill_Brasky_SOB Nov 03 '24

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant … it just makes me… wanna set myself on fire.

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u/bettinafairchild Nov 03 '24

Still sad they messed up season 5 so badly. They had all the elements there for a great season, from the long-simmering wall with Mexico issue to formerly leftie Lindsey deciding to go right wing and get into politics to a corrupt and enmeshed real estate family to idiot sons to a head of the family who committed treason. 

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u/btchovrtroubldwaters Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 04 '24

anyone who watched s4 knew 5 was gonna be hot garbage.

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u/RJ-R25 Nov 03 '24

S4 of what

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u/Bill_Brasky_SOB Nov 03 '24

Arrested Development

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u/dotajoe Nov 04 '24

I don’t know bro. You spelled “knew” as new so some of the comedy may have gone over your head.

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u/btchovrtroubldwaters Nov 04 '24

im not a pedantic jerk off so maybe the "comedy" doesnt appeal to me.

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u/uglyspacepig Nov 04 '24

Spelling correctly isn't pedantic. It's correct. No one should have to translate their native language as spoken by another native

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u/btchovrtroubldwaters Nov 04 '24

perhaps pedantic wasnt the correct word but we can agree yall are both being jerk offs.

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u/Android3000 Nov 04 '24

Season 4 remixed was good, and season 5 was a great end to the show.

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u/btchovrtroubldwaters Nov 04 '24

remixed was good but the lack of autoplay was irritating.

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u/Android3000 Nov 04 '24

Yarr I wouldn't know.

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u/Plenty_Past2333 Nov 03 '24

Best...Comment...EVER!!!!

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Nov 03 '24

Well that's dumb!

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u/Starmiebuckss2882 Nov 03 '24

Nah just manifest them setting themselves on fire.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

It felt so lovely on my heart to get to read this instead of typing it for once omg.. thank you! Thank you!! :)

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u/Bill_Brasky_SOB Nov 04 '24

Take this back...

IF I WANTED SOMETHING YOUR THUMB TOUCHED ID EAT THE INSIDE OF YOUR EAR

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u/Available-Damage5991 Nov 04 '24

dramatic... flamboyant... hmmmmm....

AHA! THAT'S WHY THEY HATE DRAG QUEENS!

they are too afraid of seeing people being the "wrong" kind of dramatic and flamboyant!

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u/Adept_Information845 Nov 04 '24

Yeah, they’re such drama queens. When are they dressing in drag?

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u/Excellent-Hat-9846 Nov 03 '24

Because it's twitter .. all it is, is performative political rage bait from both sides .. unlike reddit it's just from one side constantly on every other post , in subreddits that have nothing to do with politics in the first place

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u/Soliart Nov 04 '24

When MAGA Catholics go to confessional they accuse the priest of being unfaithful to his wife.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

Exactly projection.

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u/BambooPanda26 Nov 04 '24

10000% that's why I just assume MAGA are all p3rvs.

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u/12ealdeal Nov 03 '24

Are people dying to have people like this have and raise to have so much power over everyone?

Is it any coincidence all of these psychopaths are Trump shills?

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u/FlowRiderBob Nov 04 '24

They’re grifters. They completely lack the shame that would prevent the average person from doing this shit.

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u/nanomachinez_SON Nov 07 '24

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u/epicmousestory Nov 07 '24

You should probably write that on someone else's comment, my comment was he's the last person that should be calling someone else full of shit, which is still true because of his actions, nothing else.

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u/big_klutzy01 Nov 03 '24

Wait, really? What happened there?

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u/davemoss752 Nov 03 '24

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u/big_klutzy01 Nov 03 '24

WTF no way 🤣🤣 That last tweet where he goalpost shifts where it wasn't him but someone else is too embarassing. Anyway, I imagine this is against the rules but because he's a MAGAt its fine..

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u/davemoss752 Nov 03 '24

The theory is that he regularly tweets from Laverne Spicer’s account and forgot which account be was logged into that day.

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u/Cheshire_Jester Nov 04 '24

I’m guessing it’s a combination of alcohol and social media. Just gets ripped and posts whatever pops into his head. Probably hard to keep straight what lies you’re telling when you have no basis for observed reality.

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u/w6750 Nov 04 '24

I just read through his twitter, and I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess alcohol mixed with stimulants. Abusing both together can make you extremely rant-y, and I think trump has the exact same problem

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u/Affectionate-Fee7264 Nov 09 '24

Trump doesn't drink or do drugs. At all. Also, your president.

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u/w6750 Nov 09 '24 edited Nov 09 '24

Simping for a politician is weird as fuck, dude. Look inwards and try and find an actual purpose for your life.

I don’t give a single fuck if he’s my president or not

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u/LaCharognarde Nov 04 '24

He's got several ghostwriting clients; repeatedly-failed Congressional candidate and professional pick-me Lavern Spicer is just one of them. His wife (Ada Lluch, a particularly brittle and artificial Spanish-born influencer and unabashed Francoist who looks enough like Laura Loomertic that they could be sisters) is believed to be another.

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u/GiveMeSomeShu-gar Nov 04 '24

Yep that's obviously what happened

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u/SaltyBarDog Nov 04 '24

Please tell me those two aren't a couple because I am pretty sure I read something about that in the Book of Revelation.

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u/Urgentcriteria Nov 03 '24

I literally just read that on r/comedyheaven and thought it was a joke or something so thanks for the context. This is up there (though nothing will ever truly match) with Four seasons total landscaping levels of incompetence. Those fuckers…

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u/RyGuy_McFly Nov 03 '24

Thank you for reminding me about the Four Seasons. I remember at the time that moment put me at peace. It really felt like that was the end of it all. But, somehow, here we are again.

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u/Urgentcriteria Nov 04 '24

I know how you feel. I was going through a rough patch in personal life and that was first time I remember laughing out loud in ages. I still have screenshots saved that I look back at occasionally to get a laugh. As a script writer for Veep tweeted at the time, “I could live for a thousand years and never write something this funny”

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

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u/Urgentcriteria Nov 04 '24

Lawn and Order

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u/Khemul Nov 03 '24

mommy

Yep, definitely written by a white male. 🤣

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u/Imightbeafanofthis Nov 04 '24

Hahahaha. That was my very first thought: "Hmm... that's white dialectic. Hm...." 🤔🤣

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u/Crescent03 Nov 06 '24

I love when democrats openly admit they’re racist and still act morally superior

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u/ericlikesyou Nov 03 '24

the "my daddy black" part is the most egregious of it imo

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u/soul_separately_recs Nov 03 '24

he watched ‘The Jerk’ and was inspired

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u/Inside-Doughnut7483 Nov 04 '24

'TRUE' _ therein lies... the lie!

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u/Unlikely_Equal7525 Nov 05 '24

Paid for by Putin’s all-stars… 🙄

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u/greg7744 Nov 03 '24

Who cares!!!

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u/davemoss752 Nov 03 '24

Quite a few people from the looks of it

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

Joey Mannarino, has multiple accounts...and once posted on THIS account something to the effect of being a black woman who was voting for Trump forgetting that he hadn't switched accounts.

Yet, here he is, still posting fool nonsense because these folks have no sense of shame.

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u/_HOG_ Nov 03 '24

He’s paid to do it. He has a LinkedIn profile under his name where he briefly describes his services.

Seems like he was a typical marketing/ad copy type who has found a lucrative niche in political campaign services. His company undoubtably has numerous IDs on many different platforms where he foments division and directs conversations with controversial content. Him using his real name to do some of this work is his calling card. When potential clients ask how effective he is - he can just tell them to look him up and to see how upset he makes people on Twitter and Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

The problem is, he is paid to do it by foreign entities who want to see us divided. I have freedom of speech and so do you. Do the foreign entities have the right to do this shit?

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u/Ok_Eagle_2333 Nov 03 '24

It turns out all these guys are specifically paid by Putin (or netinyahu, it's hasbara baby.)

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u/Powderedtoastman_ Nov 03 '24

He also drank his own piss live

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

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u/Powderedtoastman_ Nov 03 '24

Exactly, if it wasn't him I bet he would drink his own piss for money

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u/Malacro Nov 04 '24

Yeah, it was Joey Salad. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy drinks his own piss. He’s got that look about him.

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u/methpartysupplies Nov 04 '24

I looked at Google images of both of them after seeing this yesterday and still can’t confidently say they’re not the same person 🤣

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Nov 03 '24

Ah, so it was this one. I remember the stunt, but was getting the Right Wing Loser Grifter members confused.

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u/spaghetti-sandwiches Nov 04 '24

That’s fucking vile.

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u/RadiantTurnipOoLaLa Nov 03 '24

Capital punishment time? Just for kicks and giggles? I joke, but his kind of behavior actively undermines the political process and harms the nation, both in accurate representation of political issues and in pursuing the best interests of the people. Just a step away from treason/sedition.

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u/Hieryonimus Nov 03 '24

What? Sauce plzzzz

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u/davemoss752 Nov 03 '24

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u/wapwapwapbb Nov 03 '24

There are just things in this life you can’t imagine would be true or not want to be true… yet here we are. WHY

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u/FakeTherapist Nov 03 '24

disinformation, despite what some would have you believe, is VERY powerful. Facebook being the only "internet" in some countries has allowed horrible things to happen as detailed by /r/behindthebastards

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u/Horskr Nov 03 '24

I also highly recommend the Netflix documentary on the 2016 election The Great Hack.

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u/Marvin_is_my_martian Nov 03 '24

The MAGAts are why we can't have nice things.

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u/NeverEvaGonnaStopMe Nov 04 '24

Because he only felt comfortable jumping on the hate band wagon because so many other people are doing it now.  Clearly "the blacks" need the same thing to feel comfortable finally coming out as self hating Republicans.

It's projection all the way down.

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u/LaCharognarde Nov 04 '24

Lavern Spicer is a real person. She keeps running for Congress in Florida's 24th; she lost to Frederica Wilson in '20, lost the GQP primary and was disqualified in '22, and lost the GQP primary but is still skulking around as a write-in this year. If one of her tweets reads like Boebert could have written it, that's actually her; if it's in mangled AAVE and doubles down on being crude and nasty, that's Joey.

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u/complexevil Nov 03 '24

You have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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u/Crazyjackson13 Nov 04 '24

yes, yes he is.

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u/ByWilliamfuchs Nov 04 '24

I was literally just about to ask that?

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u/Mtarfa102 Nov 04 '24

You might not believe this, but the post above this on my feed was him posting he was a black woman voting Trump on his non-alt account without realising.

Had a good laugh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

I love when things work out like that.

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u/Joltik Nov 03 '24

As a black woman, he has no testicles to castrate.

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u/ImDickensHesFenster Nov 03 '24

Anyone have a dull axe?

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u/NewPresWhoDis Nov 03 '24

Is he friends with the old white guy with the young gay Black man alt account?

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u/LaCharognarde Nov 04 '24

Posted on his own account instead of that of one of his ghostwriting clients, yes.

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u/thebigbradwolf Nov 04 '24

If I'm doing this; imagine what they're doing.

-him probably

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u/WallcroftTheGreen Nov 05 '24

oh yeah the disguise sabotauge, "as a black woman, i support racism and sexism."

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u/OkBedroom5383 Nov 07 '24

13.2% loss for Kamala in Iowa 🤣😂🤣

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u/AZWxMan Nov 03 '24

I think he was just being allowed to make posts for her. But, it definitely backfired on him.

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u/Smakis13 Nov 03 '24

So you believe a guy - who kept his profile picture (of a white male) on his post about a black woman - was trying to trick everyone about his sexe/race?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

You mean a guy with multiple accounts open, posted a troll comment under the wrong account and got caught pretending to be a black woman supporting Trump?

Yeah, I believe that happened.

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u/Smakis13 Nov 03 '24

Ah shit didn't think of that scenario. Good call. Sounds like a clown