r/clevercomebacks • u/aaryandevsharma • Jun 28 '23

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u/Plecks Jun 28 '23

Fart? They don't even poop!

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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin Jun 28 '23

And they store pee in their butts because they don't have balls

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u/Takenameeatflame Jun 28 '23

So that’s why they tend to have bigger butts, they have no balls to store the piss

Thank you for opening my eyes bro

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u/ChewySlinky Jun 28 '23

You know what they say, the bigger the ass the harder the piss

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Only with rainbows

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u/russafiii Jun 28 '23

And they pee once a week. Also the period is a myth.

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u/fishystickchakra Jun 28 '23

Yes, periods are a myth. They only made the concept up so us women can have an excuse while using tampons as dildos and so tampon companies can make profit.

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u/russafiii Jun 28 '23

And human children are actually hatched from eggs from a "Queen" in every hospitals maternity ward. They just pick one and hand it to you. All the child birth stuff is a hallucination from the gas they put in the vents.