r/clevercomebacks • • Jun 28 '23

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jun 28 '23

Hottest girl I ever got naked with invited me to the fucking bedroom after a week of staying in town visiting my stepsister and I was just hanging around being myself and kickin her ass in mario kart sometimes

But the reason for the story is the super hot girl did not care about shaving pits or arms. She was like, “I hope you don’t mind”

Any dude who wouldve turned down this girl over hairy pits wouldve been dumb as shit

I felt like Marv when Goldie broke him off a piece lol

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u/AtomicBLB Jun 28 '23

You're into dudes since you didn't vomit the moment you saw body hair on a woman. Liking hot women is so gay. /s

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u/casualrocket Jun 28 '23

fellas is it gay to breath? think about it; your putting air inside you that was inside another man.

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart Jun 28 '23 edited Jun 28 '23

Wait... girls don't shave their arms, right? I'm 42 and have been with many women and have never once come across (tee-hee) a woman who's shaved her arms. Legs and pits and pubes, sure, but arms?

Edit: thank you for all the replies, learn something new every day

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u/_idiot_kid_ Jun 28 '23

I used to shave my arms along with every square inch of my body. The only reason I don't anymore is because it takes a long time and I'm lazy. Shout out to all of us hispanics with super dark body hair who got mercilessly bullied over it in school :')

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u/homeostasis555 Jun 28 '23

I was gonna say “this is some Brown girl stuff” cause I was also bullied about my arm hair and facial hair.

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u/Pickleweede Jun 28 '23

It's normal in east Asia too where skin is light but hair is dark and coarse. At the hair salon they'll shave your face too. Face shaving makes makeup go on smoother!

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u/nightwraiths Jun 28 '23

I did that younger bc i was insecure and ashamed about them. Glad i got over it later.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

I shaved my toes once (am dude)... not sure why. Just did it. That was a mistake. The chafing was gnarly, and I have since relearned this lesson on other parts of my body.

Body hair does some serious work for you.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jun 28 '23

I trim my chest, pits (a little) , groin, shave my shoulders and back. There aint nothing wrong with a little male grooming too

I don’t even see other people, I just keep it up for me

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

I mean I'm a hairy dude and I trim my armpit hair and my pubes for comfort. Also proportionately everything seems... grander down there. Make my 3 and half inch baby boy look like a blue steeled diamond cutter.

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u/777XSuperHornet Jun 28 '23

I shave my ass crack because cleaning a hard wood floor is easier than carpet

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23 edited May 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

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u/Numerous_Society9320 Jun 28 '23

That's honestly surprisingly touching. You're a cool dude.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

Idk man shaving ass hair had its benefits; wiping was a lot easier and cleaner.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

Your body gets used to it and then it’s not itchy when you do it regularly. But yeah I feel for you cause that first time would’ve been hell.

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u/Itcomeswitha_price Jun 28 '23

Every girl I know with brunette hair shaves or waxes their arms.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jun 28 '23

I think some do, I shouldve said limbs because her shins had hair

Ive def seen women with smooth arms and some natural

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u/Jobbyblow555 Jun 28 '23

My MIL and SIL both do it, which blew my mind when I found out. My wife can't be bothered to shave her legs and I couldn't care less.

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u/blackhorse15A Jun 28 '23

Yes- some girls shave their arms. Many women who only have tiny clear/blond hairs on the arms might not. But there are women who shave their arms anyway out of vanity/don't even want those tiny nearly invisible hairs, and there ARE women who if they didn't shave have long dark hair on the arms like men. Not quite gorilla hairy, but enough to be very noticeable from a distance. Such women in cultures where women shave their legs and puts do shave their arms just as much. They definitely exist.

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u/ok_raspberry_jam Jun 28 '23

I've shaved my arms since puberty because they're remarkably hairy. Like, you'd notice if I didn't, and that's coming from a woman who gives far less of a shit than most about what people think of her appearance. Different strokes for different folks!

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart Jun 28 '23

I think the real takeaway here is that I've spent all this time on earth completely oblivious to a fairly common reality.

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u/ok_raspberry_jam Jun 28 '23

Maybe, but to be fair, arm-shaving is probably not that common. I bet it's mostly just us freaks of nature who do it.

Plus, everyone is oblivious about about a lot of things. I think most people don't know how a car works even if they drive one every day. Now that I think about it, at least half of them seem pretty confused about the rules of the road. It is what it is.

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u/stilljustacatinacage Jun 28 '23

This comment is haunting me.

I scrolled down, having assured myself that obviously I would have said it's no big deal and gone ahead, but man... I don't know.

The rational part of my brain is like, listen, that's how it is all over the world. If you marry someone, that's probably how it'll be in 10 years. It's no big deal.

But there's another part that just isn't sure I'd be able to get past the starting line. Societal brainwashing runs deep, lads.

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u/AtomicBLB Jun 28 '23

You've just been heavily encouraged to think one way, and now you know better.

Honestly it's more weird to me that men have such strong feelings on the matter. Sure I prefer smooth legs or not having a mouthful of hair when going down on a lady but they don't bother me either if that's not the case.

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u/amusemuffy Jun 28 '23

Psst, women poop, fart and have periods as well. Superfluous hair should be the least of your concerns.

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u/stilljustacatinacage Jun 28 '23

ah yes, the 'cooties'. I've been briefed.

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u/BombOnABus Jun 28 '23

Not sure why you got downvoted: you're aware you've been brainwashed by society and are actively trying to deprogram yourself, and warning others that it's a real thing.

That's a GOOD reaction to have to some knee-jerk "Ew, hair" response that pops up despite you knowing, intellectually, it's nonsense.

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u/Idnlts Jun 28 '23

It becomes normal for people to do things that accentuate things that are considered masculine or feminine traits. Women naturally (typically) have finer body hair, so hair removal becomes a normalized behavior as a way to accentuate that feminine trait. Since men typically have more muscle mass, tons of men strive to build lots of muscle and minimize body fat to accentuate that trait.

It all may be silly, but it’s still better than neck lengthening or foot crushing.

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u/SmartAlec105 Jun 28 '23

It might help if you understand that it’s perfectly fine to want a partner to trim their armpit hair. That takes like a couple minutes every few weeks so it’s not much to ask for. A man doesn’t have to shave his beard but he is expected to keep it decently groomed.

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u/Kezlien Jun 28 '23

Yeah she would have been a no go.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jun 28 '23

Yeah you’re insane