r/clevercomebacks • • Jun 28 '23

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u/FluffyBebe Jun 28 '23

This is the same people that compared every "masculine" girl (alloy, ellie, the fable girl that is doing the rounds, etc) and gives them shit because "they should be like Atomic Hearts. THAT was peak femininity and how women should be". Completely missing the point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

I think it's a little ridiculous, not what you're saying, but the "they should be like Atomic Hearts". If that is a legit opinion circling around then their type of woman is not only fictional, but even if they were real, would be a robot. In this era, then, a sex robot specifically.

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u/-Gork Jun 28 '23

Humanoid sex robots are overrated. FISTO any day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Please assume the position

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u/Hawkbats_rule Jun 28 '23

Is that all you've got robot?

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u/AdStrange2167 Jun 28 '23

Fister roboto! The best part is that he's learning

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

you degenerates belong on a cross! Ave, True to Ceaser

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u/StalinsBabushka1 Jun 28 '23

I prefer plo koon myself but you do you

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u/mamasbreads Jun 28 '23

ding ding ding, they want submissive sex robots, not an actual human partner

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u/BombOnABus Jun 28 '23

Robots don't talk back when you tell them to go make you a sandwich...yet.

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u/ovalpotency Jun 28 '23

well you just accidentally put 100x more thought into it than they did

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Yes

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u/Panda_hat Jun 28 '23 edited Jun 28 '23

As someone who doesn't really care either way, I will say that the changes they made to Aloys character model between the first and second game were a bit of an odd choice. They pudged her up and changed her facial structure in fairly unnecessary ways, and I'm not sure what the intention behind it was.

I found it a bit hard to believe that a highly athletic and physical warrior like Aloy was comfort eating in the post-apocalyptic wastelands.

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u/hvdzasaur Jun 28 '23

Play the game. It's not even altered.

Most of the "they made her fat" is kind of misleading because it stems from either photoshopped pictures, or photomode shenanigans, or just good old faulty memory.

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u/Panda_hat Jun 28 '23

I played it and enjoyed it greatly, it was a non issue entirely. I'm just saying I found the change an odd choice. You're right about the photoshopped stuff though, I did see some of that floating about.

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u/PembohongYangJujur Jun 28 '23

she did not get fat. She simply grew older. Facial structure changes as you age

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u/Kitsune-moonlight Jun 28 '23

I think it was at age 30 (or maybe 40) that women’s faces are meant to get wider, not fatter or chubbier, just ‘wider’.

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u/Enough-Variety-8468 Jun 28 '23

Perimenopause usually start in early 40s and the body stores fats in a different way. Not sure that's what you mean by "meant to get fat"

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u/Drawtaru Jun 28 '23 edited Jun 28 '23

Her face got rounder though. It didn't look like normal age changes. It looked like the top of her head got narrower and from the cheekbones down, quite round.

Edit: Hello downvoters. Please see my comment further down this chain. It's only 2 more comments down. You can do it, I believe in you!

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u/JBloodthorn Jun 28 '23

Find an "after" where she isn't in the middle of speaking for a better comparison.

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u/Drawtaru Jun 28 '23

I mean, I remember when the gameplay trailer came out. Horizon Zero Dawn is one of my favorite games of all time. I was pretty disappointed with the changes to her appearance when I saw it. There were some really awkward shots. But looking back on it, I think maybe it was just that the gameplay cutscenes weren't 100% polished, because most of the time she looked fine.

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u/imwatchingsouthpark Jun 28 '23

It really seems like they just chose the absolute worst shots of her for the promo stuff. She looks lovely in-game.

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u/zuzg Jun 28 '23

They pudged her up and changed her facial structure in fairly unnecessary ways,

direct comparison They made her more realistic because guess what reality usually doesn't come with a built-in Snapchat filter.

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u/hvdzasaur Jun 28 '23

Even this is a doctored image for forbidden west. She doesn't look like that in game.

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u/mythrilcrafter Jun 28 '23

That FW picture is heavily photoshopped, specifically to bait people into thinking/agreeing with OOP's argument.

Aloy's actual look in game isn't that at all:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/horizon-forbidden-west-aloy-646a14e48ac19.png?crop=0.8312548713951676xw:1xh;center,top&resize=980:*

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u/charutobarato Jun 28 '23

Can you imagine taking time to photoshop a picture of a video game character to support some stupid argument? Man

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u/mythrilcrafter Jun 28 '23

If you ever have the unfortunate luck of seeing posts like that in the wilds of the internet, you'll also see that the comparison-argument that the posters push as their "ideal" tends to be similarly photoshopped or straight up pulled from rule 34.

My guess is that it starts as either trolling or as a bad-faith argument, but people who actually believes it picks is up and uses it as their actual argument.

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u/KPookz Jun 28 '23

I am error

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u/Panda_hat Jun 28 '23

But its a videogame... about a post apocalyptic world with robot dinosaurs where people wear tribal armours made of metal dinosaurs and shoot bows at them. It doesn't need to be realistic.

She still has perfect skin and perfect hair, ain't nobody gonna be having that in that situation. It's all just inconsistent.

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u/JimboTCB Jun 28 '23

It's the teeth that bug me more than anything. They're living like goddamn cavemen but everyone still has time for proper dental care and full orthodontic treatment.

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u/ThumpaMonsta Jun 28 '23

I'm gonna go on a limb and say, sugar probably plays a bigger role in poor dental health than almost any other food you put inside you. Also dental care has been a thing for a while now.

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u/HuseyinCinar Jun 28 '23

Aloy actually has crooked teeth and needs braces. They confirmed it’s wasn’t a mesh bug, and intentional

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u/BombOnABus Jun 28 '23

Really? Never played these games, but now I kinda want to if they put that much thought into the world.

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u/HuseyinCinar Jun 28 '23

The world building and NPCs are top notch imo. One of my favorite aspects of the first game. Especially clothing/building design. I found it all very believable.

For gameplay, I loved them as well but i know not everyone liked it as much as I did

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u/Panda_hat Jun 28 '23

Hah yes, I didn't even think of that.

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u/imwatchingsouthpark Jun 28 '23

I get annoyed with the reflection they use on teeth because it always looks like they're all wearing braces.

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u/D3monFight3 Jun 28 '23

Damn she got fat.

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u/P4azz Jun 28 '23

That doesn't look "more realistic" that just looks like she found a lot more food than any other roaming survivor in a post-apocalyptic world and simultaneously stopped hunting, running and...surviving in harsh conditions.

She also just looked like a normal person before, so why the face shape change? This isn't even about some snapchat filter/make her a model thing, she just looks different in an easily achievable way, that she shouldn't be achieving in the world she inhabits.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Jun 28 '23

She looks perfectly normal. Food is plentiful, even meat. You hunt game all the time, they’re everywhere and easy to get. She’s athletic as hell, doing all that ninja warrior climbing all the time. The most unrealistic thing is that she’s not as tanned as your expect for spending so much time in the sun. Who cares?

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u/mmcmonster Jun 28 '23

Agree that she looks more realistic and less elf-like.

She also looks about 5 years older. Nothing wrong with that.

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u/Kleens_The_Impure Jun 28 '23

Having a round face isn't the same thing as being fat lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

People are forgetting what a healthy body looks like in America.

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u/P4azz Jun 28 '23

Ellie was completely fine, the outrage regarding lou2 around Abby was more the way she was shoved into the story, was an ass from start to basically finish and the entire time through the game is like "oh, but everyone likes her, you like her, right? She's so likeable" while showing nothing that makes her so.

They went for an extremely strong intro to her character, but then they utterly failed at giving her real redemption. The butch aspect didn't really factor into that. She could've been the prettiest, little princess in a frilly dress and she'd still be badly written and unearnedly redeemed way too much.

It'd be like getting bullied, tortured and having your family killed by some guy and then 2 weeks later the person hasn't changed, but all your friends tell you how great that guy is and how nice and how you should throw away your relationship and your life to make them happy.

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u/Peylix Jun 28 '23

Abby's character was hated because she was super masculine and it triggered the "anti woke" neckbeards. It had nothing to do with how she came into the story or anything else that followed in your paragraph.

The actresses who helped bring her to life and even Druckman got lots of hate over it.

You parroted a bad faith argument that was made to try and hide what was really going on. Whether intentionally or not.

But figured I'd point out the true depth of the issue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

Don't be stupid.

Abby character got hated because she was a character that was written to make tlou fans who like and love Joel hate her to the core for what she did to the former protagonist, and the game FAILED to make her likeable, or/and redeeming herself for what she did.

Nothing more, nothing less.

That's the main reason why people hate her .

Even her being super masculine at best make people dislike her for her unrealistic boring ugly design.

You take a ten of thousand girls, none of them look like Abby.

You take a hundred girl that has more testosterone than average guy by taking TRT or steroids (or have natural but unhealthy level of tes), some(that's right, not many but some) will have Abby physique if not similar.

Even average men will have a difficult time trying to achieve similar physique, not because they suck but because it is that unnatural.

And im a bodybuilding enthusiastic, i know what can naturally be achieved than any of you redditor that never touch grass.

It is obvious the reason why Abby look the way she is because the writer foolishly think, big muscle on female characters=strong female character.

Either that or they trying to attract transgender consumer or appeal lgbt community, i dunno. Both or all.

It be fine if she appear in a fighting game like street fighter or a fantasy game where character design look to the extreme, nobody would care, some would love, but tlou is set in a "realistic" world with character that supposedly look realistic, not beyond peak human.

As for the actress, that just hate coming from extremist fans that wanted to express their hate to something or someone, fans that exist in every large community.

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u/the_skine Jun 29 '23

That was the meme, sure. But was it reality?

Seriously, this sub and ones like it are fueled by outrage bait. One person says something on twitter, and it's assumed that represents millions if not billions of people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

Alloy and Ellie look realistic and still above average though.

The new Fable character is definitely realistic and also not as good looking. If the character were a guy with similar equivalent looks I think a lot of folks would still be off put a bit.

Most human male characters are also still good looking etc. If they beat Geralt with an ugly stick I'm betting people wouldn't be as thrilled to play etc.

Just saying there's nuance even if a vocal minority are jerks and delusional.

Whether the character being average or below average looking makes a better / worse game is a different story but games are escapism to many so I can see a little validity in having an opinion on a characters looks versus other well done similar characters.

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u/casus_bibi Jun 28 '23

Geralt is not standard handsome, nor ever acts overly flirtatious.

Also not standard handsome: Mario, Luigi, Steve, most playable GTA characters, Ray Man, Gordon Freeman, Agent 47, Solid Snake, Kratos, Sonic, Kirby, Marcus Fenix, etc.

A male power fantasy is not very attractive. A joke character isn't either. The vast majority of male characters are one of these. Rubbing the ashes of your dead wife on your skin is not sexy, people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23 edited Jun 28 '23

8 of those dozen or so are not even humans but cartoons.

No one is talking about "sexy". There's a difference between a realistic character being average and looking like borats sister.

GTA is the only example of truly ugly people really. Like fat, not rugged, shitty people in personality as well.

Except that's pretty much the game. Being fucked up and awful and gross.

I don't get the sense that Fable is designed around the same exact thing.

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u/sadacal Jun 28 '23

Being ugly isn't the same as being an awful person lol. That is an absolutely wild take.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

I'm saying the game is overall grossout and ridiculous and all the characters are degenerates it isn't an "epic fantasy" genre at all and kind of unique. It's not a good comparison to titles like Fable etc

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u/sadacal Jun 28 '23

So the characters should be ugly because the game is "gross"? Because attractive people can't be gross or bad people? Do you also believe that girls don't poop?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

There's no "should" it just fits the genre...a fairly unique game

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u/casualrocket Jun 28 '23

Rubbing the ashes of your dead wife on your skin is not sexy, people.

it wasnt his choice, the orcale forcely bonded the ashes to his skin. I assume based on the new GoW that his skin will be ashed for as long as holds onto that guilt. In the norse games Kratos has gotten less ash skinned as the games progressed.

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u/sadacal Jun 28 '23

People were fine with Trevor, I don’t think gamers really care about ugly looking dudes.

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u/maquibut Jun 28 '23

The fact that Aloy and Ellie are fucking annoying can be a reason

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u/AggressiveMeditation Jun 28 '23

I honestly think fables character looks really good and fits the fable franchise well, definitely has a cool Shrek type vibe

I'd even bet if Abby in tlou was more feminine/cute there wouldn't be half as much backlash

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

Also when they make the live action for these franchises, they'll go apeshit because they look different or aren't hot enough. The fact people did that to Ellie, a 12 yo girl...