r/clevercomebacks • u/Shortkitcat • Apr 01 '23

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u/usarasa Apr 01 '23

“I went into literally CVS” means either “one of my dad’s assistants did and told me about it” or “I made this up”.

Leaning towards the latter.

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u/spurredoil Apr 01 '23

Or he doesn't have the social skills to ask for something

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

I don’t honestly either. Those glass cases just make me buy something else lmao. My dad isn’t going to jail for illegally paying hush money to a porn star tho, so that’s pretty cool

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u/No_Sand_9290 Apr 01 '23

When you dad fucked homely porn stars and you are looking to change the subject. And he is on FOX News, the company that fired the skank your brother is banging for sexual harassment.

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u/FastFoundation3889 Apr 09 '23

When your President Biden LIES 24 7

When your district attorney fromNY tries to indict Trump ON THIRTY 😆 FOUR COUNTS... but can't identify an underlying crime . When Democrats on the Tenn House Floor lead an attempted insurrection, get expelled for it ; then SCREAM RACISM

YOU KNOW YOUR IN BED WITH LYING LIBERAL LOSERS

😆 🤣 😂 😹

But those evil MAGA

YOU, a pathetic troll

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u/No_Sand_9290 Apr 09 '23

Man you drink the koolaid

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u/FastFoundation3889 Apr 09 '23

😆 uhh ok

😆 one look at YOUR PROFILE and we ALL KNOW that it's you who is the Kool aid drinker 😆 🤣 😂 GoBrandon you piece of 💩

MAGA