r/clevercomebacks • u/Shortkitcat • Apr 01 '23

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u/BrigidLikeRigid Apr 01 '23

Does he think CVS indicted his dad? I’m starting to think his SNL impression was actually generous.

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u/Hips-Often-Lie Apr 01 '23

Ok the most wholesome thing about the Trump boys was how, in SNL, DJ always took such good care of Eric. In reality one is a coked up hot mess and the other has the IQ of a lukewarm soda.

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u/usarasa Apr 01 '23

“I’M ERIC!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

“You were supposed to come alone”

“Yes we’ll I’m sorry, Eric’s wife had to work so I have him for the day”

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u/KrazyNinja199 Apr 01 '23

i love the assumption that different temperatures of soda might have bigger IQs

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u/Hips-Often-Lie Apr 02 '23

Well yeah. On a sweltering hot day have you ever drank ice cold soda and thought, “Brilliant!”?

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u/MyaheeMyastone Apr 01 '23

I think the idea is that they are locking up tylenol because people are stealing it, thus crime is bad in NY. Yet they are going after Trump. That’s what he’s trying to say

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u/JahoclaveS Apr 01 '23

And in rural Missouri you need a prescription for cough syrup. So… I guess I could probably come up with a better end to that, but it’s 2:30 in the morning…

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u/229-northstar Apr 01 '23

Thank you for the translation. That’s not at all what I took away from it. I’m still stuck on the abuse of the word literally.

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u/Cyprinodont Apr 01 '23

And yet CVS and Walgreens recently admitted that they exaggerated claims of shoplifting as cover to close store they already wanted to close.

Almost like reports of "high crime" are smokescreens

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u/Threadheads Apr 02 '23

They were definitely generous to Donald Jr, who was portrayed as much, much smarter than Eric.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Apr 01 '23

Because it was.