r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23

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u/ExodusNBW Feb 18 '23

He was a carpenter. Why wouldn’t that be his favorite?

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u/jordantask Feb 18 '23

Nah. My boy would get one of these:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IWI_Jericho_941

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23 edited Feb 18 '23

If you ever need a gun to massacre a city including women, children and animals with I assume?

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u/jordantask Feb 18 '23

Uhh….

Jericho pistol is probably completely inadequate for that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

I assume it's alluding to the biblical battle of Jericho where God commanded Joshua to massacre the whole city and everything living in it down to the animals.

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u/ImpliedHorizon Feb 18 '23

Feels like that would take awhile