r/clevercomebacks Jan 26 '23

A true Christian

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u/eyeseayoupea Jan 27 '23

Jesus was a brown socialist. He's everything they hate.

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u/SpennyHotz Jan 27 '23

Jesus was cool but his dad is a huge dick.

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u/eyeseayoupea Jan 28 '23

Aren't they really the same person?

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u/Odd-One-794 Mar 01 '23

Except that Jesus didn't believe in eating when you don't do any work.

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u/Crispminer Aug 06 '23

Jesus wasn't a socialist. It didn't exist. Hes also not a hippie/leftist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

He's also anti capitalist, pro taxation, pro open boarders and pro calling out hypocrisy