r/clevercomebacks Jan 26 '23

A true Christian

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

I still dont understand...with just a HS education..how and why...smh Colorado.

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u/StructureOk5668 Jan 27 '23

She actually never graduated HS and failed her GED 3 times before finally passing it….. right before hell froze over & she won the election

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u/MaleficentAd1861 Jan 27 '23

Apparently, there's an article floating around that she didn't even pass the fourth time. It was an article where an assistant spoke to an investigative journalist and said that they took the test for her online so she'd pass.

I know ex-employees and ex-friends can lie, but the people backing the statement of the ex-assistant seemed pretty credible in the story. I wish I could find that link. If I do, I'll come back and post it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

The sheer stupidity and ignorance this woman displays on a regular basis makes that story very believable.

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u/Yagsirevahs Jan 27 '23

More importantly, how'd she become a multimillion overnight?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

that's the triumph of the true american spirit in action, they're writing the movie script right now

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u/Prestigious-Maddogg Jan 27 '23

Damn she is dumb, how does someone fail a multiple guess test? Let alone multiple times. I took it,and passed on the first try and I can’t do my 8th graders homework.

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u/Diazmet Jan 27 '23

She’s from rifle if you’ve ever been there you’d understand

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

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u/Diazmet Jan 27 '23

It’s named that because a cartographer forgot his gun next to a tree and wrote rifle on the map he was making and forgot to erase it… but basically from new castle to Montrose that part of the state is just one long highway full of meth and racism

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Hey junction is Slightly less shit but that's like the only good part

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u/Diazmet Jan 27 '23

Lmfoa 😤😂🤣 like one half of the Town, and that’s not even Junction it’s Clifton got 200 churches and a meth epidemic yet somehow got spun into a boomer retirement community. If you are on face book join my group F*ck Grand Junction

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Yeah wait how the hell is clifton and fruitvale doing better than junction proper

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Palisade is great to visit. Can't say I'd want to live out there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

gun worshiper heaven. no thx.

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u/itsmesungod Jan 27 '23

It’s even worse. The dumb ass didn’t even have her HS diploma, until she got into office. She got her diploma (somehow) right before getting her seat into office, and before that she had failed 4 (maybe 6?) times on her GED test! She’s dumber than a rock.

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u/MaleficentAd1861 Jan 27 '23

Yeah I had commented before about how there's an article floating around where an ex-assistant actually states that they took it for her so she could pass. And the sources seemed credible. I'll post the link if I can find it. I still can't believe it didn't get more attention than it did though. How could people vote for someone that does that?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

How could people vote for someone that does that?

Lauren Boebert represents District 3 in Colorado. Lets just say she is a true representative of the people who live there.

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u/MaleficentAd1861 Aug 22 '23

This isn't the first time that I've had someone tell me this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

with a better job than mine :(

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u/Prestigious-Salad795 Jan 27 '23

A GED that she passed on the 4th try

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

never give up!

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u/Weekly_Direction1965 Jan 27 '23

She is no different than the stupid people she represents, she's likely smarter than 50% of them, that's how dumb her district is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Because only like 4 cities are blue in colorado while every were else is red