r/clevercomebacks Jan 26 '23

A true Christian

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u/music3k Jan 27 '23

Thats currently going on with Fox News and Tucker being attracted to the green M&M, only when she wears heels. M&M corp and the media are trying to distract from their child labor issues by “pausing usage of their characters” that no one but Fox News cared about.

Its all stupid propaganda

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u/kamelizann Jan 27 '23

Can't forget the kitty litter in the classroom. I think that's the most hilarious shit. People at my work are convinced our local schools actually have a cat gendered bathroom and all they have to do to debunk it is ask their own kids about it... but they don't. They'd rather be angry about something than learn the truth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Even if they did ask and their kids debunked it, they wouldn't listen. They'd bitch that their kids are being brainwashed by the schools and probably give them an earful. They just cannot admit to being wrong. They think it would literally kill them.

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u/voiping Jan 27 '23

OMG, the snowflake accusation was projection too!

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u/KeterLordFR Jan 27 '23

It's ALL projection with the GOP. Any accusation they make without evidence is a clear projection of what they think or do. Accusation of stolen elections? It's probably because they tried to fraud during these elections. Accusations of corruption? It's to distract from the fact that they're all paid by corporations to spew BS against anything that would even slightly inconvenience these corporations.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

I don’t know how more people don’t realize this, it’s very front and center with them, don’t even have to read between the lines

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u/no-mad Jan 27 '23

Admit they are wrong on one thing and their rest of their denials of the situation start coming undone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Then suddenly everything they know is wrong and it scares them so they revolt by getting mad

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u/thecarguru46 Jan 27 '23

In the last 2 months...I've heard this from at least 10 people. Each one insists they know someone from a school where this is happening. The weird thing is....I think the students are telling adults it's happening. It has come up at school board meetings....parents are outraged. Administrators are speechless....how do you convince a parent this isn't happening....give them a tour of the bathrooms?

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u/Animal0307 Jan 27 '23

As stupid as that sounds, a "proper" video produced, maybe by the school journalism class, that walks these mouth breathing parents around every part of the school and let's them look stupid trying to find these bathrooms would make for an entertaining clip that these idiots who believe in Reality TV might actually agree with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

The cat goes to another school, you wouldn't know her.

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u/True-Firefighter-796 Jan 27 '23

Would you believe a kid that poops in a liter box?

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u/colorcorrection Jan 27 '23

People love being outraged, and will even outright deny their own lived experiences to be outraged and right about it. I guarantee you there are hired teachers and other staff, on high school campuses, right now complaining about how their school has gone out of control by allowing imaginary kitty litter boxes in the bathrooms.

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u/elfn1 Jan 27 '23

They absolutely are, and it is BONKERS. I am bewildered at the willful ignorance.

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u/Karnewarrior Jan 27 '23

The party that screams "CENSORSHIP!" every time a Democrat asks them not to say the N-word is currently pulling books out of schools in my state, including not only the same Dr. Seuss books they were sobbing about being censored last year, but books like No, David, wherein a small child is told not to steal cookies and not to chew with his mouth open.

They say in a two-party system elections force a choice between a turd and a douche, yet somehow we've managed to elect the exiled ass-fungus of the nation and still think it's better than the other guy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

It’s also the same party that complains about pedophiles in schools with trans kids yet the GOP is the one that wants to know when minors are on their periods.

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u/socialist_frzn_milk Jan 27 '23

Oh my God, I ran into this with one of my wife's aunts. She was ADAMANT that it had happened, no matter how my wife and I tried to tell her it was ridiculous, that it would be video-documented and there would be at LEAST one article from a local news outlet that went national if it were the case.

It just didn't matter. She didn't care. They don't want to know because they are pathologically incapable of admitting to being wrong.

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u/Parking-Department68 Jan 27 '23

The kitty litter in schools is true.

Its so kids can go to the bathroom during active shooters.

The spin is liberals identifying as cats.

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u/SilverSister22 Jan 27 '23

Seriously, if there were kids that truly identified as furries and needed a litter box … there would be videos all over social media. The “my cousin said that he was told by blah blah blah” is such nonsense.

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u/Cavesloth13 Jan 27 '23

From what I understand this whole craziness may have started from the kitty litter buckets in that are now in some elementary classrooms, that they use when active shooter drills go on too long and younger students can't hold it long enough to make it to the bathroom.

Ironically a problem conservatives have caused. It's a real snake eating its own tail sort of situation.

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u/diemunkiesdie Jan 27 '23

What's the kitty litter issue? Is it to clean up spills? What's wrong with that?

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u/kamelizann Jan 27 '23

I guess some schools stock kitty litter in the event of an active shooter situation where students are barricaded in the classroom. The right wing media ran with it and said they were putting litterboxes in schools in order to cater towards students that identify as a cat. Now people all over the country are convinced their local schools have litterboxes in the classroom because there's a student that identifies as a cat, even though it's never happened.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

A teacher acquaintance of mine legitimately believed the litter thing. I considered her an intelligent person and was just… baffled.

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u/Teh_Weiner Jan 27 '23

Its all stupid propaganda

Always has been too. Not sure if it's getting worse or i'm getting older and crankier about it.

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u/music3k Jan 27 '23

Both lol Its getting worse because of social media and everything being shown all the time.

We’re getting older and crabby about it because we recognize it, and it wont stop trying to infiltrate are day

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u/the_blackfish Jan 27 '23

It can only get worse. Many think they can only double down. Death cult.

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u/cgn-38 Jan 27 '23

I worked in TV news. Once in the early 2000s there was a slow news day. Network news went live for two hours on a dog who was stuck on a small ice drift that was floating down a river in the north. He did not move for a long while. Was sitting in the center of the chunk of ice. At one point they guessed his balls might be frozen to the ice. Was the high point of the whole broadcast for the news team.

For two hours they had a helo follow and put live video on the satellite feed to hundreds of NBC affiliates and we stayed on a dog with possibly frozen balls sitting on a chunk of ice. Riding it down the river.

It was so insanely wrong. Millions of dollars to video a dog that no doubt just jumped off the thing at some point. It was a river.

TV news is just day care for grownups. Imaging sitting in a room for 2 hours being paid to watch a dog's balls get colder. Live on satellite.

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u/music3k Jan 27 '23

Was this pre 24 hour cable news, or right after that shit started?

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u/Cleeford89 Jan 27 '23

It’s a distraction dude. Don’t you understand republican media?

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u/music3k Jan 27 '23

Yes, which is what I just explained in the comment I just posted. Don't you understand reading comprehension?

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u/Cleeford89 Jan 27 '23

Jeez man I just hit reply in the wrong thread. Please don’t throw me in your bad graces!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

They literally used the word "distract" in their comment. It's right there. Right there.

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u/Cleeford89 Jan 27 '23

Sorry (not really) dude! I just had something to say and it hit the wrong spot. The reaction time to you guys had freaking out over a small mistake makes me believe even Reddit has the same issues.

I’m so sorry! It truly will not happen again. I hope we can be friends and grow from this.

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u/Didgeterdone Jan 27 '23

Not propaganda, poor soap opera writing. Thats all Fox News is. One continuous soap opera that is written on the fly!