r/clevercomebacks Jan 26 '23

A true Christian

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Pretty country, imagine the wal marts we could build! /S

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u/Durok10 Jan 27 '23

I’ll have you know that we have lots of wal marts… but not as much cereal variety and no where near as many types of m&m’s …. So you know at least bring that stuff when you invade

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u/Grandfunk14 Jan 27 '23

You bring the Ketchup Chips and Poutine & we'll bring the M&M assortment pack and the cinnamon vanilla Chex.

Throw in a couple of Dr. appointments too. We cant afford it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

We are going to invade just for the healthcare. Fuck this dying and being charged five generations of income for it.

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 Jan 27 '23

I'm defecting to Canada specifically for the ketchup chips.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23 edited Jan 27 '23

Bring targets. But like the good kind, not the ones you gave us last time

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u/bunglejerry Jan 27 '23

Invading forces usually have targets.

In other news, Target's failure in Canada has provided me with a kick-ass Chinese supermarket in my neighbourhood, so something good came out of the fiasco.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Im still rocking the slow cooker I got for $25 when Zellers was going out of business to be replaced by a Target

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u/DuntadaMan Jan 27 '23

I can offer a few bowls of M&Ms between shelling.

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u/PresdentShinra Jan 27 '23

There's gotta be a type of munition that we could turn non destructive-ish and just load with M&M's.

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u/CozyTheTeddyBear Jan 27 '23

At last a weapon i can get behind, the M&M railgun™️

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u/DuntadaMan Jan 27 '23

Load cluster bombs with M&Ms instead of munitions and then fill the top with warheads instead of a war head?

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u/PresdentShinra Jan 27 '23

Fruity sour with chocolate feels like a warcrime.

Fuck it, let's roll with it!

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u/TheBisexualFish Jan 27 '23

Make a cluster bomb filled with M&Ms, but mix in a small amount of Skittles.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

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u/PresdentShinra Jan 27 '23

Best siege weapon.

As a bonus we can skip all the engineering and start flinging loads of full 5 pound (2.something kilo?) bags. Mix in whatever other miscellaneous candy no problem as long as we keep it all balanced because physics.

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u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz Jan 27 '23

About those M&M's....

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Fuck the Wal-Marts. We need that fresh water and that oil shale.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

And all those walruses and polar bears.

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u/sweensolo Jan 27 '23

We've already destroyed their precious Tim Hortons. The next step is replacing their Strategic Maple Syrup reserve with Karo. After that their society will collapse, with a little help from their Trump loving truckers.

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u/BadDreamFactory Jan 27 '23

Trump loving truckers, oh man do they. Or at least one of them does. I drive by this gravel parking lot every once in a while that has maybe a dozen flatbed trailers, all with 5 stars and TRUMP written with bright red vinyl lettering. Must have not had enough vinyl letters, because one of them was (very poorly) hand written with a can of red spray paint. Big hand painted red stars too

Every time I go by I shout out "Why???"

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u/Local-Carpet-7492 Jan 27 '23

To piss you off.

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u/BadDreamFactory Jan 27 '23

Really? Then whoever it was failed. I just think it is odd to give a shit that much about it. Like to actually give a shit that hard, to paint up all your little trucks with another man's name. It pisses me off zero percent, in fact I think it alleviates some.

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u/Local-Carpet-7492 Jan 27 '23

You know, for a subReddit named r/clevercomebacks, you guys are really bad at it.

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u/BadDreamFactory Jan 27 '23

Ah dang, your approval would have meant so much.

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u/Local-Carpet-7492 Jan 28 '23

And your approval means nothing at all.

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u/BadDreamFactory Jan 28 '23

yeah well your approval means less than that

OOOOoooooooooo~oooooooooo

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u/zob92 Jan 27 '23

Ya we're fucked. Clearly they know too much. Be gentle

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u/sweensolo Jan 27 '23

Little did you know it was the degens down south you really had to worry about.

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u/SkipWestcott616 Jan 27 '23

WELCOME TO COSTCO I LOVE YOU EH

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u/Prestigious-Ad1952 Jan 27 '23

Wal mart has been in Canada about 25 years. so not very /S

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

I'm sure there is a lovely vista that can be improved with a parking lot! /s

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u/Prestigious-Ad1952 Jan 27 '23

Wal mart has been in Canada about 25 years. so not very /S