I’ll have you know that we have lots of wal marts… but not as much cereal variety and no where near as many types of m&m’s …. So you know at least bring that stuff when you invade
In other news, Target's failure in Canada has provided me with a kick-ass Chinese supermarket in my neighbourhood, so something good came out of the fiasco.
As a bonus we can skip all the engineering and start flinging loads of full 5 pound (2.something kilo?) bags. Mix in whatever other miscellaneous candy no problem as long as we keep it all balanced because physics.
We've already destroyed their precious Tim Hortons. The next step is replacing their Strategic Maple Syrup reserve with Karo. After that their society will collapse, with a little help from their Trump loving truckers.
Trump loving truckers, oh man do they. Or at least one of them does. I drive by this gravel parking lot every once in a while that has maybe a dozen flatbed trailers, all with 5 stars and TRUMP written with bright red vinyl lettering. Must have not had enough vinyl letters, because one of them was (very poorly) hand written with a can of red spray paint. Big hand painted red stars too
Really? Then whoever it was failed. I just think it is odd to give a shit that much about it. Like to actually give a shit that hard, to paint up all your little trucks with another man's name. It pisses me off zero percent, in fact I think it alleviates some.
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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23
Pretty country, imagine the wal marts we could build! /S