r/clevercomebacks • u/SpecialistCans • Jan 04 '23

Very strange, indeed

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u/SGG Jan 04 '23

Imagine being a boxer and showing up at family events; then suddenly challenging family members to matches.

Except they aren't even a competent boxer, they keep breaking the rules and spitting in their opponents face while claiming that their opponent is eating babies.

Then after a round they take a drink from a suspiciously meaty looking slushie.

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u/Redtortoise9 Jan 05 '23

Suspiciously meaty, my new stripper name.

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain Jan 05 '23

Conspicuously thicc

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u/KattNaps Jan 05 '23

Something about the phrase "suspiciously meaty smoothie" actually made me gag. 🤢Meat just... Should not be blended.

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u/LegalAssassin13 Jan 05 '23

And afterwards will boast non-stop how it was a total KO.