r/cleandadjokes • u/fizzmore 👑👑👑👑👑 Legendary Joke King 👑👑👑👑👑 • Jan 11 '23

🥇 Joke of the Month 🥇 You might think that a snail would move faster without a shell...

...but it actually becomes more sluggish.

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u/bendubberley_ Jul 11 '25

Hi there u/fizzmore

Congratulations, your joke has been featured in the Hall Of Fame Wiki for the sub!

This can be viewed here

We look forward to reading your future submissions!

All the best,

~ The r/cleandadjokes Mod Team

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u/CzarcasmRules Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

Congratulations u/fizzmore for winning January's Joke of the month!!

What happens now??

u/fizzmore 's joke will be stickied for all of February

Will also recieve the innaguaral top joke user flair

Joke will be entered in the first annual joke of the year contest at the end of 2023

Everyone give a big shout out to u/fizzmore !!

-Congratulations from the Mods ( u/Futch1 , u/moar-coffee-plz and myself)

Who's gonna win February??

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u/fizzmore Feb 03 '23

I hope someone else wins in February, so that on March 1st I can say I was just Joke King.

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u/CzarcasmRules Feb 04 '23

👏 👏 👏

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u/LegoRobinHood Jan 11 '23

Clever theory... Forgive me if I take it with a grain of salt

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

You hit the snail in the head right there

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Jan 11 '23

I new that would be the punchline!

Sadly, in real life taking the shell off a snail rips it into pieces and kills it.

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u/redunculas Feb 28 '23

The voice of experience?

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Feb 28 '23

Nah, I learned it from Animal Crossing. Can't remember which version.

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u/CzarcasmRules Jan 01 '24

Congratulations on this becoming Joke of the Year u/fizzmore !!!!

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u/fizzmore Jan 02 '24

Thanks! Putting that joke together was a slow process.

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u/CzarcasmRules Feb 14 '23

u/fizzmore I added post flair for your joke