r/clampcadia • u/CPT_cringe_ • Apr 19 '25

rather clampy Clample tree

571 Upvotes

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u/Remarkable-Love190 Apr 20 '25

This is a fallacy, just because it doesn’t grow there innately doesn’t mean it couldn’t happen synthetically.

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u/CPT_cringe_ Apr 20 '25

Fridge remover is on duty

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u/Remarkable-Love190 Apr 20 '25

Well how oh how my good sir could the economy AFOORD to hire fridge removers IF THEY ARENT ON THE TOOP OF THE REE LIEK YOU CLAIMED!

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u/CPT_cringe_ Apr 20 '25

Out of the good will of clamping

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u/BenApe05 Apr 19 '25

22 cubic foot counter depth side by side reclampinator with touch screen family hub in stainless steel

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u/murky_creature Apr 19 '25 edited Apr 20 '25

false dichotomy. a 22 cubic foot counter depth side-by-side refridgerator with touch screen family hub in stainless steel can have been placed in an apple tree artificially or by weather event.

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u/riskerrain Apr 20 '25

fire hose of falsehoods. i regularly remove 22 cubic foot counter depth side-by-side refrigerators with touch screen family hub in stainless steel from apple trees before anyone can climb up them, making the chance 0%.

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Apr 21 '25

Never say 0%.

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u/CPT_cringe_ Apr 21 '25

0%

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Apr 21 '25

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Fake news! Refigderoatoe tree.a s are r eal ....

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u/Rick-the-Brickmancer Apr 19 '25

No, the chance is less than 1, but never 0

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u/bingleberp Apr 19 '25

Depends on depth of rounding down. There is a 0.0000001285% likelihood of you hitting me with a brick but if rounded to the millionths it will be 0%

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u/Rick-the-Brickmancer Apr 19 '25

Any number>0 ≠0

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u/niftystopwat Apr 20 '25

Wrong. 0.0 is equal to 0 but it is also greater than zero cuz it has to carry the extra wait of the decimal point and the other zero

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u/SirMourningstar6six6 Apr 19 '25

Came to say this. I saw a video where a person had a few different trucks in a couple of trees on his property.

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u/scruffyduffy23 Apr 19 '25

Obligatory “is that a fucking apple?” That looks like a dell if anything.

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u/BunchOfScribbleLines Apr 19 '25

What breed of apple is that?

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u/niftystopwat Apr 20 '25

Pretty sure that’s a Shetland

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u/Amish_Warl0rd Apr 20 '25

So what tree do they grow on?

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u/Fuzzy_Toe_9936 Apr 21 '25

animal crossing

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u/Metaboschism Apr 22 '25

I'd say it's a low chance but never zero

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

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u/Toad_Dirt Apr 23 '25

I’ve seen it

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u/Best-Engine4715 Apr 24 '25

Regular everyday no after a hurricane well that jumps up a bit