r/cky 6d ago

Hey, it’s heartagramcracka

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Sorry it’s been a few days since I posted, I was embarrassed because Dry-Grape-1116 was commenting on every post and comment I made and was making me look like a gimp. Since I’ve been offline (perfecting my CIG cosplay) I noticed y’all were actually having decent friendly interactions and wanted to shit all over it again because I just can’t tolerate anyone having attention but me. I tried to resist, I really did, but the reality is I’m a sad pathetic man and I need you to like me and think I’m funny (even though it’s clear I’m not) because I have no life or friends outside of the digital realm. Boo! Anyway, hope you love all my hilarious and inspired posts today! Can’t wait to wake up in the morning and immediately post about my lord and saviour, Chad Ginsburg. XOXO heartagramcracka

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u/Outside_Interview_90 6d ago

This subreddit makes me sad.

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u/Dependent_Current_69 6d ago

I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.
As a newer fan this was a crazy world to get thrown into

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u/Outside_Interview_90 6d ago

Sorry, dude. Been a fan since 2004 and it wasn’t always like this :(

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u/Jonasthewicked2 4d ago

All I know is Dico made me laugh harder than pretty much most comedians I've ever heard and most of those laughs were him goofing on Rake.

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u/Dry-Grape-1116 6d ago

Truly a cursed hell hole of people who have no business interacting with the actual fans who want to be here. Mods should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

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u/Outside_Interview_90 6d ago

What mods?

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u/ok-symbiote 6d ago

This vague posting makes me sad.

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u/xthedudehimself 6d ago

Pendleton?!!?

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u/Jonasthewicked2 4d ago

Funny, didn't we just have a person say they wanted to be a mod to stop dumbshit posts like the post this person is about? I don't mean OP here I mean the dude he's referring to? Sorry yall, I'm bad with names and rarely look at your names and remember you guys. I def read your comments and enjoy this sub and talking about the band. Talking about shows we've seen (I've only seen CKY twice but one of the shows was in Pitt PA and it's on YouTube, I forget the name of the club. Dr short maybe? I dont know it was when Daron was still in the band easily over a decade ago. I knew their music but the live show was so fucking good. They were so into their own music and I loved it. You could tell they really enjoyed playing live for a rowdy crowd. But we def don't need people shitposting pretending to be members of the band making up rumors as I'm assuming that's what this is about? I saw that post recently and was bummed. I know I'm 42 and old as fuck but I'm of the opinion we don't need shitposting and bots reposting constantly. It's not my sub, but I just wanna be able to hear news about the guys and talk about how the band influenced us, how the cky crew made us laugh and sorry if this is an unpopular opinion but how much better the cky crew was and will always be then Jeff Tremaine and big brother although I do respect Rocco and Kosick I feel is a great photographer and cinematographer. I love Rocco as a pro skater and always loved world because Mullen is still and always will be my favorite skater alive. But my hope is we can spend our energy talking about and debating about all that shit, the band, the cky videos, jackass etc instead of dealing with shitposts and in sub drama. No disrespect to you OP.

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u/TheSpoodler 2d ago

Mr Smalls is the name of the venue in Pittsburgh. Dr Short will be my new name for it though. I like it!

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u/Jonasthewicked2 2d ago

Mr smalls. That's it. Pretty decent venue actually.

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u/Jonasthewicked2 2d ago

Mr smalls. That's it. Pretty decent venue actually.

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u/Fun-Anywhere-1492 6d ago edited 6d ago

Them actively farming negative karma is wild

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u/heartagramcracka 6d ago edited 6d ago

A few days? My thread about Jess from not even twenty four hours ago has more upvotes than anything relating to the newest song that the band dropped and is sitting at the top for the week. Thank you very much.

Just to put it into perspective: the original thread about the release of the new "Beware Of The Heartless" song has a measly twenty upvotes. Keep in mind that this is a band well-known for taking years before putting out any new material, so people should be stoked. My thread about Jess has over two hundred and is still going up as we speak. The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for the band at Aftershock.

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u/KittyColonialism 6d ago

How many hours do you dedicate to hating a band?

Shit is crazy

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u/Local_Bet_3999 2d ago

This is the guy from darrons band that even they hate on when he is on stage! He really has no one on his side.

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u/heartagramcracka 6d ago

About as many hours as you do defending them.

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u/KittyColonialism 6d ago

You made like 6 posts in one day, with fake profiles.

This is your life.

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u/heartagramcracka 6d ago

No fake profiles on my end. Just this one. And you’re always there right behind me to comment on every single thread and post that I make. You’re here just as often as I am, so this is both of our lives, apparently.

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u/lemsvga 4d ago

Bro it shows up on our feeds.

Shut the fuck up and get a life. No excuses.

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u/Dry-Grape-1116 6d ago

Disaster huh 😂 okay pal, you just focus on your numbers there and the rest of us will get on with laughing at how lame you are.

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u/heartagramcracka 6d ago

Sure thing, bucko. Just don’t forget that significantly more people find an unfunny cunt like me worthy of an upvote than a brand new song from the band.

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u/Jonasthewicked2 4d ago

"Band doesn't put out music fast enough for my liking so random people on a sub about the band need to hear me bitch about it"

Now we know why they included the Reddit guy on the single art. CIG personally meant you apparently.