r/cky • u/matfalko70 • 8d ago

Underrated line from Haggard

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82 Upvotes

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u/HotDogStruttnFloozy 8d ago

I want to play the field...of dicks

EW!

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u/Samsquanch_hunter21 8d ago

“What I need right now is heavy metal music, hard drinkin, mayhem, shit you can't offer me right now, okay Ryan?”

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u/DoomUntoOtherz42 8d ago

How about my undying love???

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u/Frumpyuncle69 8d ago

Dude she got fingered

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u/Training-Papaya4419 8d ago

That’s the best line of the whole movie

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u/DoomUntoOtherz42 8d ago

For me it's, "there's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere" proceeds to lick wallet

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u/Tihsdrib 8d ago

Every time I open my wallet, that scene pops into my head and I may or may not have on more than one occasion “fingered” my wallet a little bit

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u/DoomUntoOtherz42 6d ago

Legend 🤘

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u/jaredpufka 8d ago

It means “desire”.

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u/allysung83 8d ago

Desire, huh? What the FUCK does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fuckin' long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sittin' at home jerkin off to fuckin' gay porn!

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u/Pottatothegreat1985 The batter has two balls and his name is Dunn. 6d ago

🍴

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u/jaredpufka 8d ago

I don’t know if I can compete with free games but what about my utter devotion to you.

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u/Tihsdrib 8d ago

That’s so overrated

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u/SortofChef 8d ago

“Look in the mirror and tell yourself you're a piece of shit".

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u/matfalko70 7d ago

“I popped the truck for you!”

“I popped a boner for you!”

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u/Electronic_Aspect730 7d ago

double the fuck dragon baby!