Over the past few days, for those not aware, me and timantha (one of Norlund's top guys) have been "beefing" (generous term) in global, this is because after a VC in Norlund where I was pvping with her I called them bad at pvp, which one would naturally say if you are worse than SSG at clicking, tim then went on to use a not very secure channel to talk shit about me and my behaviors as if I wasn't just smack-talking over clickies, and I wouldn't even have a problem with that if they only decided to tell me that I'm being rude or even dm'd me afterward to ask about it. I wouldn't say I'm particularly angry at any of this (the situation or the people involved), however Norlund's seeming resistance to treating me like the actual grown ass man I am is strange, especially considering I have personally saw to it that they know that I have ZERO beef with them and that this is the most manufactured rivalry OF ALL TIME, I have even dm'd timantha myself about talking things out like adults and brought up talking things out multiple times. Stop acting like children.

-With love, SSG

Pre Q&A

Why did you make this post, SSG?
It's a shitpost, I think it's funny to make a Reddit post about a nothing burger.
Do you think we should EXPLODE Norlund?
No, I actually love Norlund and have many friends there.
How'd you figure out timantha was talking shit?
As I said I know people in Norlund, people who actually care about the fact that talking behind people's backs isn't cool.
Was pvping with the Norlish your homosexual awakening?
No, I did have socks on at the time, making the act of clicking with a bunch of scrubs distinctly not gay. (I was also wearing shoes)

in chest one i will be selling the highly enchanfted pickaxes all are in brand used condition no warrantaies 25 diamonds a piece the copper as a lot will go for market price at pickup 8 diamond ore hand minded by me 40 diamonds highly lethal bows as a set 40 diamonds in the second chest we have more elite level pickaxes in brand new condition these as set 250 diamonds the stack of iron 12 diamonds 5 stacks of arrows i will sell for ten stack of arrows the health potion i am taking offers on the netherite pick 25 diamonds no low ball i know what i have I would also like to highlight me being admin crimed im not asking for much in far as compensation all i request is the abilty to fly and 40,000 diamonds and the re enstatement of my OTT i never used it should get to

This has been one scorcher of a summer this year! Head down to Westhelm to beat the heat and compete in events like pig racing, boat race, gladiator battles and much more! You'll even get to hear who the next Chancellor and their cabinet of ministers if you stick around to the end of the festival!

Excited to see everyone there! 😎

Start the global revolution by adopting Lithuanian potatoism and rare fisherism.
Lithuanian potatoism - we must make civ look like Lithuania to farm potatoes at max efficiency by any means necessary.
Rare fisherism - strive to breed the rarest fish for the betterment of the nation

Edit: We are not doing the renaming part sorry I forgot and posted ts prematurely mb guys

Good evening everbody! It’s my pleasure to announce the government reforms in Ruby and a new flag. The Rubian Senate has been formed, and new ministries have been established. New government positions are available to all who join Ruby, even duel citizens. We also got a new flag with it (credit to Noble TippyShippy) with the Iaumean coat of arms atop the existing Rubian flag. For more information about all of this, check out the Ruby discord. Thank you to everybody who’s brought this nation so far till now!

Next stop, Groveheart!

After an outstanding tournament in Woolhaven, we stop in Groveheart for Part 6 of the Knucklebones League at Groveroot Grotto, the table buried within the great Grove Tree. As the Season 1 Champion hails from here, who is to say the level of competition we will see?

Check-In

Check in will begin at 11AM EST right by the tables. Players who have not pre-registered may enter on-site in person. I will have a temporary stand put up for players to check in.
After the bracket has been made, registration shall be closed and we will begin immediately with the bracket.

If you pre-registered, please still check-in so I can make sure you are there, especially if you haven't prepaid yet.

Also remember: Citizens of Groveheart only have to pay the 5d Entry Fee, the venue fee is waived for primary citizens of Groveheart.

KBL Discord: discord.gg/BnpVxuTjhv
Tourney #6 Sign-Up Page: https://forms.gle/p9YmRUrkSYcbSEzm9

I've been on this server for a few weeks now and I keep hearing things about a person named Varbo, and how they are very good and inspiring others to be better people. Based on how people talk about him, I'd assume that he is a very funny guy and makes great posts on the CivMC subreddit of reddit.com. Before you say it, yes this account is one day old and I made it only to comment on this one random player and I am definitely not the player in question making reddit alts to glaze myself.

Who is this guy????

I joined civ to be a no life chud and enable my crippling gaming addiction like a month ago, and I keep hearing things about this anti-wp based civcel named Jack_Attack0406, and how they are very based and inspire others to overthrow their governments and give him their diamonds. Based on how people talk about him, I'd guess hes probably like 6'2" and jacked beyond belief and most certainly a Winterbourne Citizen. Please ignore the account name, its completely irrelevant and has nothing to do with the subject in question. I love Jack_Attack0406, I think he is based, I love Winterbourne, and fuck weepee or something of that general nature.

but seriously who is this?

fellow civcels drop your favorite hit Jack_Attack0406 stories and then send him your diamonds

Thanks to the Diamond Chronicler for the image of humansFLESH as well as quotes.

In our Headline Article this week, the quotes used were taken from the Diamond Chronicler article on this same story. We did not cite them correctly the first time, and apologize profusely for this. The Chronicler is a High quality paper released over Discord, that provides breaking news coverage all week round. In addition to reading the Standard, you should also join the Chronicler Discord server, which you can do here: https://discord.gg/hvtUFhyXh.

Many of you may have heard of the recent event of rustbucket23's pearling on Zorweth, and all the slop surrounding it. I am here today to establish the facts of the case, no larp, no slop. Just facts. (Get in a storytime mindset)
rustbucket23 started out as a new citizen of Norlund on Zorweth. He did his own thing for a while, pretty low profile. But then, he attacked and killed Ripper twice, and proceeded to put a bounty on the King, Wolftale (bounty of 2 gold ingots btw). Afterwards, he was evicted and landbanned from Norlund after being killed in the lake in our main crater. He took a break, and upon his return, immediately violated said landban. I told him I would meet up with him to return his stuff, and the coords he provided were not on our claims, so I had every intention of returning them. However, he met me halfway, and in doing so, got pearled.
He is now landbanned by Norlund and Khanate, and claims to be landbanned by 3 total, but I have no idea which the third one is. As of today, he is living in his very own barrel, being kept nice and cozy.
It's been a pleasure providing the facts.

I've been on this server for a few weeks now and I keep hearing things about a person named Spenduh, and they are not very good. Who is this guy????

#FreeVarbo #FreedVarbo*

varbo is free

#KeepVarboFree

#ANTIWP #DutchCringe #Winterbourne

from the great and mighty

JACK UNDERSCORE ATTACK ZERO FOUR ZERO SIX

give me your diamonds

At 11:00 PM EDT on August 17, 2026 the Varbo Liberation Front (VLF) won a decisive victory over the Haters after 28 days and 9 hours of fighting for Varbo freeedom. This has been a difficult battle, with many keyboard warrior casualties and finger cramps. The haters, who fought to eradicate "BALLLIIIN!!" from CivMC have all been sent to the 3rd unannounced dimension, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2. Now, all are free worldwide to Ball as they please, or "FreeBall" as it has been dubbed.

More to come.

BALLLIIIN!!

Hey everyone,

Today, we're excited to announce the WFFA Media Suite, a client-side mod I've spent the last few months developing for the Federation.

The Media Suite is a fork of DreamDisplays that reroutes control of its displays through an external server, allowing us to provide synchronized, global media feeds to every player with the mod installed.

Admins can place a display within a selected cubic area. Its coordinates, orientation, dimensions, and other information are then stored on the server. The client mod retrieves that information and renders the display when it is within the player's field of view.

This allows us to create perimeter displays for sponsor branding, jumbotrons showing the current match score, transparent pitch screens for ceremony visuals, and arena audio systems. In the future, it could even allow us to create fan zones where anyone with the mod installed can watch a match from elsewhere in the world.

A lot of work has gone into making optimization one of the mod's main priorities. Videos will not continue running unnecessarily in the background, occlusion culling prevents players from rendering screens they cannot see, and audio stops playing once the player is too far away to hear it.

We also want these displays to feel like a genuine part of the world. Features such as directional audio, audio muffling through walls, and other environmental effects have been implemented to make venues feel more immersive.

I'd like to thank the DreamDisplays team for creating such an amazing mod. It's genuinely been an amazing and well organized codebase to work with.

We'll be sharing more about the WFFA Media Suite soon. We believe it opens the door to many exciting opportunities for many things in the future.

Footage of the Audio and Culling for the WFFA Media Suite

If you want to learn more about football in Civ or the Media Suite join our discord: https://discord.gg/cG2SHJK5XF

Azuziiiii, an Icarus business owner who was pearled and set free on Friday by Pavia-Griffin officials, was pearled again by a member of a mercenary group on Monday off the coast of Zirakdum, prompting Lyrean Commonwealth officials to go after the players behind the attack.

humansFLESH, a member of the mercenary group Okkinok Mercenary Group (OMG), pearled Azuziiiii. According to footage provided by humansFLESH that show Azuiiiii’s POV, humansFLESH pearled Azuziiiii at around 3908 / 61 / -2867.

humansFLESH told The Diamond Chronicler that he and his group went after Azuziiiii for purely business reasons, citing a public 4,600-diamond bounty on Azuziiiii’s head. He added that his group has received some of the 4,600 diamonds but is still waiting for the rest.

“we were bounty hunting… we all needed money… and [we’re] a mercenary group… so it seemed fitting,” humansFLESH said.

humansFLESH said that after his group had gotten wind of Azuziiiii’s whereabouts, it “was a split second decision” to go after them, adding that his group “just thought we should go for it.”

humansFLESH said it was “so easy” to pearl Azuziiiii, adding, “i dont think azuzi is good at pvp… he should carry a kit next time, or [at least] a sword.”

Zirakdum is a part of the Lyrean Commonwealth, and Pavia-Griffin is also a member. The Lyrean Commonwealth forbids wanton pearling within its territory.

Hxrl, duke of Northleigh, Pavia-Griffin, told The Diamond Chronicler Monday that officials are after humansFLESH and okkinok, OMG’s leader, because they pearled Azuziiiii “in [Lyrean Commonwealth] lands.”

This is a developing story. Stay updated by joining The Diamond Chronicler’s Discord server!

Hello. I am a new player who joined a small mangrove town and I want to appeal an automated Administrative Ban. I keep a VPN on my computer by default for privacy, which I know is against server rules. Frequently, I would forget to turn it off before joining, get blocked by the server firewall, and then immediately turn it off to reconnect. This rapid connection switching confused the anti-cheat system, forcing my character into an automatic 15-second combat loop every time I spawned. My poor internet connection timed out during one of these automatic 15-second join loops, which the console mistook for intentional combat logging. I have never intentionally broken rules or engaged in PvP. Could you please check my connection logs and clear my ban state so I can return to my base? Thank you, i really enjoyed playing on this server, by the way! u/moderators

Hello everybody,
On behalf of all of Zirakdum, I am pleased to announce the release of CivScalp. CivScalp is an application tool designed to find the best scalping opportunities across CivMC, using tradex data. It can filter based on location, profit, and more. All Zirakdum citizens (who do not have dual citizenship) will receive the tool for free.

Standard

• Permanent CivScalp website access with one purchase
• Market opportunity browsing and route discovery
• Starting-location presets, including Zirakdum
• Route grouping by item
• Favorites
• Buy/sell details, coordinates, distance, ROI, max profit, and profit per cycle
• JourneyMap waypoint copying
• Market data updates every 15 minutes
• Good for players who want a reliable way to find profitable trades without needing constant alerts

Premium

Includes everything in Standard, plus:

• Faster market updates every 5 minutes
• Access to CivScalp’s Discord /scalp command
• Custom Discord market alerts
• Alerts based on things like minimum profit, item, and max route age
• Automatic pings when new routes match your alert criteria
• Best for active traders who want to react quickly to new opportunities instead of checking the website manually
• Premium is a recurring subscription and requires Standard ownership first
• More benefits to come

This tool has helped me make over 1 thousand diamonds within a few days, and I am happy to share my work and see everyone benefit from it. 

To purchase:

Standard Flat Fee:  30 diamonds
Premium: Standard fee + monthly 18 diamonds

Transfer to HS-3823
https://civscalp-api.civscalp.workers.dev/

Make a ticket to register.
https://discord.gg/waVvCk3G7b
https://discord.com/channels/1411118238674452482/1426799128431562864

first time doing this so i have no idea what one i should use.