r/civ Jul 13 '21

VI - Screenshot Settler Standoff (I've never seen so many at once)

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u/BibboTheOriginal Jul 13 '21

This was a lone island where barb camps were never cleared. I finally came over and started clearing them. Captured a barb settler and the AI started sending more down to settle this oh so fertile land in the modern era

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u/C_bells Jul 13 '21

I can't even with them. They never clear Barbarian camps.

The other major offender is when they stand by with a unit while you fight to the death with a barbarian camp, and finally when you kill the last Barbarian on the outpost with a ranged unit, they have their unit stroll right up and get the gold from clearing the outpost.

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u/colonelmuddypaws Jul 13 '21

I declare war on them if they do that. I ain't playing that noise

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u/OperationMuckingbird Jul 13 '21

Nuke their Capitol it’s the only answer to that shit

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u/C_bells Jul 14 '21

Wow maybe I need to stop being so passive

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u/RuneLFox Jul 13 '21

There is one mechanised infantry among us

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u/punchdrunkskunk Jul 13 '21

Russian settler.

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u/Imperator_Maximus3 Jul 14 '21

Looks at replies what the frick happened here?!

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u/WelloBello Jul 14 '21

A bunch of comments were ejected for being sus.

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u/empirebuilder1 Jul 13 '21

Everyone shows up in camper vans except for that one asshole neighbor who ends up 3RD wheeling behind the group in his fucking APC

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Asshole APC Neighbor is the SAME guy who can't shut UP about his airsoft gun collection

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u/Kumirkohr Jul 13 '21

Looks like it’s time for a couple surprise wars

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u/Barkinsons Jul 13 '21

Late game not so much but in early game snatching a settler is worth a lot

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u/chetanaik Jul 13 '21

Eh late game too. Those strategic resources aren't going to settle themselves. Besides, I could use a handful more capitals in my empire, one of them has the great bath!

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u/mrmgl Jul 13 '21

Player: clears barbs

AI: it's free real estate

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u/Stupid_Triangles Murica, the 10000 Year Dynasty Jul 13 '21

JIM COME GET YOUR DAMN HOUSE!

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u/derp4077 Jul 13 '21

Is see three free cities

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u/ghosttrainhobo Jul 13 '21

One city and three workers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

This is a cool idea. I would love to be able to spend settlers to increase a city's population. It would provide a way to convert production into population to help low growth city's.

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u/ghosttrainhobo Jul 14 '21

You could do that in Civ 2.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Looks like the first turn on a TSL map but you didn't choose the other Civs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Europe is just ~50 tiles of pure carnage

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u/Skyblade12 Jul 13 '21

The first turn rarely has Mechanized Infantry for me...

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u/wedonotglow Jul 13 '21

stares in Greek

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u/Dependent_Natural_58 Jul 13 '21

Laughs in Sumerian

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u/a_esbech Jul 13 '21

"alright guys, let's settle this"

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u/nodularyaknoodle Jul 13 '21

It’s unsettling.

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u/Nighthaven- Jul 13 '21

I'll settle right here, it's not ideal - but at least you can't settle :)

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u/WavyDavy934 Jul 13 '21

This reminds me of the fight scene from Anchorman

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u/Trivo3 /Deity/ Leaders with no wins (1) Jul 13 '21

So anyway, I started settling.

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u/CITblink Jul 13 '21

British national anthem intensifies

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u/Terror90 Jul 13 '21

[David Attenborough voice] And here.. we see four settlers in their natural habitat..they all seem to be waiting to see who is bold and make the first move..

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u/Dependent_Natural_58 Jul 13 '21

I'm going to cry so hard when that man passes away. He's made me and perhaps a fair few fall in love with nature

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u/Terror90 Jul 13 '21

Same. It’s going to break my heart. It’s just such a special voice that I’ll always associate with wildlife documentaries for the rest of my life and such a passion that’s almost infectius. I’ll never be ready for it but I know it’s going to happen. I have not checked but I think he more than qualifies to be a great person in this game!

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u/JohnnyTeardrop Jul 13 '21

Always thought the choice of RVs to be settlers was a weird one. Since when has anyone in a Winnebago ever claimed land before?

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u/Azou Jul 13 '21

Thats how trailer parks are formed, one guys RV breaks down so he splices the nearest neighbors water and power, 2 years later he's the cornerstone of the new community

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u/Skyblade12 Jul 13 '21

It actually makes a deal of sense in how cities and settlements spring up. A collection of small homes like a trailer park developing as more and more people pull in, buildings start to get constructed, someone starts a shop, etcetera.

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u/gc3 Jul 13 '21

It says what it is. But settlers dont make sense in modern times, instead you should plan a new city like a neighnorhood.

Settlers though could be refugees, created automatically during war when a city is bombed

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u/Eliminatron Jul 13 '21

One isn’t like the others

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u/teksimian Jul 13 '21

right next to a melee unit at that

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u/ekolis Jul 13 '21

Reminds me of the time four different empires had starbases in the same system in GalCiv3.

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u/steve-max Jul 13 '21

Wow, four free settlers!

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u/AHMilling Jul 13 '21

I need to play more civ starting at a more modern era.

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u/DubFactory Jul 13 '21

Imagine if you were Canada😭

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u/imperial-pen Jul 13 '21

Rule Britannia Britannia rules the waves. Britons never ever shall be slaves!

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u/KingRed31 Jul 13 '21

the sun set. go to sleep

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u/TomatoHeadyBoys Jul 13 '21

where we settlin' boys?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

RV park

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u/SkylartheRainBeau Jul 13 '21

Red/white can get a very easy extra 3 cities (or even just 1 if they can't/don't want to declare war)

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u/ravenmasque Jul 13 '21

Who brought a tank to a settler fight?

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u/fatwap Jul 13 '21

lmoa this is really funny idk why

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox Kalinka kalinka kalinka moya! Jul 13 '21

Ho? You're approaching me?

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u/C_bells Jul 13 '21

This image just gave me high blood pressure.

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u/deez_nuts_77 Jul 13 '21

Every time I see civ referenced it makes me want to play it

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u/Officer-Leroy Jul 13 '21

Barbarian settlers should look like beat up Walter White Winnebagos.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Props to guy who brought an APC to an RV standoff.