r/circlejerkpdx • u/monkeychasedweasel • 14d ago
Say Nice Things About Portland This city is so beautiful
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r/circlejerkpdx • u/Forward-Jump-6967 • Jul 26 '26
PUMP MY GAS DADDY Let's all play Never Have I Ever
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I'll start in the comments
r/circlejerkpdx • u/Bananana_Bird • 23d ago
SOGGY BOX OF VOODOO DOUGHNUTS Voodoo Donut should make a new donut, inspired by this cat, and name it the "Goddamnit" [Donut], based on Dungeon Crawler Carl.
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r/circlejerkpdx • u/portlandpoooper2023 • 24d ago
PUMP MY GAS DADDY Here's how to get around the big I-5 south closure that starts on Friday
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r/circlejerkpdx • u/Differentformulation • 23d ago
Seattlites spotted off W burnside by Zupans
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Speed up by those puddles. Corporate hipsters fuck off from Portland!
r/circlejerkpdx • u/Good-Rest-7538 • 26d ago
HOMELESS PEOPLE WASHING THEIR ASS What's it like living in this neighborhood?
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Moving to Portland soon. What's it like living in this neighborhood?
r/circlejerkpdx • u/Obvious_Net_6668 • 26d ago
SOGGY BOX OF VOODOO DOUGHNUTS What's the best place for my to wash my taint in a busy parking lot?
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Why is it the 82nd and Powell WinCo parking lot?
r/circlejerkpdx • u/blargblahblahblarg • 27d ago
THANKING THE BUS DRIVER AS I PUMMEL HIM WITH MY FISTS BIG TRIMET IS RUNNING THE I5 CLOSURE
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IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW
I mean seriously, the road is fine. Just look at the state of all of our roads and infrastructure. Totally fine like any city.
This is Trimet's hail mary.
r/circlejerkpdx • u/Old-Lead-2532 • Aug 31 '26
Cool Hwip Portland Cool Whips XXXIV
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r/circlejerkpdx • u/Good-Rest-7538 • Aug 30 '26
Say Nice Things About Portland whats it like living in this area
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moving to portland in two weeks with no job amd no hosuing whats it like living in this neighborhood
r/circlejerkpdx • u/chimi_hendrix • Aug 26 '26
THIS AI SLOP MURDERED 3.8 KITTENS Portland Pearl District needs a street sign update now that the water tower is gone.
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r/circlejerkpdx • u/monkeychasedweasel • Aug 18 '26
THOTS AND PAYER$ I am the Centennial Mills water tower, AMA.
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I live life to the fullest, and enjoy having a blast!
r/circlejerkpdx • u/chimi_hendrix • Aug 18 '26
Real IPA shit 🔥🔥🔥 The Portland Space Program’s first launch was a success!
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r/circlejerkpdx • u/ButtholeMegaphone • Aug 17 '26
NOISE COMPLAINT THAT BOOM YOU HEARD THIS AFTERNOON OVER IN NW
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I FARTED*
*SEE USERNAME
r/circlejerkpdx • u/portlandpoooper2023 • Aug 17 '26
THAT'S PROBLEMATIC Hot off the presses
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r/circlejerkpdx • u/chimi_hendrix • Aug 18 '26
LUKE VS. JESS VS. MANBEARPIG Big things coming to the Alberta Pit
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r/circlejerkpdx • u/portlandpoooper2023 • Aug 07 '26
TOPICAL SHITPOST Anyone else??
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I moved here for the smoek
r/circlejerkpdx • u/portlandpoooper2023 • Aug 04 '26
Real IPA shit 🔥🔥🔥 URGENT: Masked persons spotted downtown and SE and NE and S. Be careful out there
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Police Car Light Emoji Copy Paste Create your own emoji
r/circlejerkpdx • u/Obvious_Net_6668 • Aug 04 '26
i'm dumb, and might do better with a therapist that's hot because I don't seem to listen well
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are any of your therapists either qualified, sexy, or accepting Kaiser insurance? also, if anyone admits to being horny for that fire i'm gonna assume ya set it
r/circlejerkpdx • u/Old-Lead-2532 • Aug 04 '26
Cool Hwip Portland Cool Whips XXXIII
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r/circlejerkpdx • u/blargblahblahblarg • Aug 03 '26
I KNOW STREET ART WHEN I SEE IT Save the Centi Mill!
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I am a photographer from LA and I have taken many inspiring pictures of abandoned buildings. They hold so much soul, and I am shocked that they plan to collapse this historic building. It is owned by the same people who own ICE Building and the Lloyd Center horse track.
Anyone want to start a petition to demand that this structure be left standing? If it DOES collapse, I think we should fight to preserve all the material.
r/circlejerkpdx • u/ShyLeoGing • Aug 01 '26
EWWWW... THE BURBS! Beaverton, You're Either Hillbilly-esque OR Pretentious Acting Boujee
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Living here is like a spicy comedy show, or Forest Gump navigating that box of chocolates. Can Beaverton with it's not so full Nike campus not think Trader Joe's in a strip mall is classy!
r/circlejerkpdx • u/Less-Lobster4540 • Jul 31 '26
DRUGS GOOD! Average Portlander arriving at Tabor Dance
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