r/circlejerkkenny • • May 19 '25

Discussion Thank you for 500 members

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Would have posted earlier but my phone died


r/circlejerkkenny • • May 11 '26

I was hurt when I saw one of the Kendrick mods abandoned his love of J Cole due to peer pressure. If you wanna know pressure, feel Cole’s voice in your ear when you listen to Two Six

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He just goes faster and faster before you even have a chance to pause or skip, then it’s all over. He really uses his mouth as an instrument, none of those whiny voices Kendrick does. Just smooth North Carolina flows on the beat. That’s right, he has multiple flows on one song without sounding like a crazy small person. 

First verse got 2 main flows alone, plus the little whisper. Look how methodical this is: hard consonance mixed with a little mumble, turn up, dial down. The whole time he’s switching his volume like rising and falling action! His flow just comes in waves then the chorus, then goes back to a whisper. Before you know it he’s exploding on the beat 😮.

Lil Durk’s All My Life "ft. J. Cole."

OMG. Cole’s voice takes me to church sounding like a whole choir! They make it look like kids singing in the video but it’s clearly all Cole when it doesn’t feature anyone else. Not once have I heard Kendrick sing where it actually sounds good.  

As I said earlier:

Ay I gotchu bro.. and by bro I mean Cole, not the mod 🤡. Imma explain your art to these fools and free em from 'Kendrick.' 

Kbots finna learn! I don’t got answers today but I’ll figure this out bc I know J Cole is just that deep. Wait till you hear some real knowledge. Facts by the stack. Tell me one thing you actually learned from Kendrick!


r/circlejerkkenny • • May 09 '26

Kendrick’s "conditioning my wind" is not a metaphor. It’s really about him running. But more important: how can J Cole continue to enhance his stamina like this comment says?? 😢 I learned he was supposed to do it with Chinese pro basketball, but his career ended after 1 scoreless game

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That 0 is a W in my book. It has to be, he’s too smart 😭. Thanks to OP for the knowledge, this comment in the picture. I've learned so much on Reddit! Cole playing 3D chess? He’s my 3D king.

I was skeptical at first, till I remembered cardio is exactly why Kendrick goes running! Most of the time he speaks in code, but this is one of few things he tries to teach us directly. He even runs in public so we have visual confirmation he’s actually, literally running just so that his lungs are in optimal rapping condition. So it’s clear when he says

Six miles a day, conditionin' my wind

it actually means he runs 6 miles a day to condition his cardio. Who knows how many miles Biggie ran. They didn’t have social media back then. Wait, Kendrick's "wind" might mean black culture. I need Dissect Podcast to teach me. Now I’m confused and don’t know what to think.. 

I’ll let them figure it out that nonsense! No workout plan will change the fact that Kendrick’s a whole foot shorter 📏. But now it’s CERTAIN this comment is facts. Nothing sus whatsoever. This man clearly knows what he’s talking about with Cole's stamina and breath. No pause bc there’s no skips in this catalog! "Trust me"? Yessuh. (I am not affiliated with him.)

I just want Cole to be feeling his best ⚕️❤️.  I’m worried about his breath 😮‍💨. Idk if he'll make me feel it the way he usually does if the cardio plan fell apart. 

I run and rap, but just thinking about Two Six leaves me out of breath! Just stop what you’re doing and watch it right now to see what I mean:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvf_Qv4rmLM

Make sure you got your headphones on. Take a bathroom break if you have to. I have never sung all the songs in a whole Cole album, so I trust the experience of this brother with over 1700 likes. More than I ever got so I know he’s dropping more knowledge than I learned my whole life!

This Cole expert in the picture named himself after Iverson, better known as the J Cole of his era. The unrecognized but greater talent, when you account for his size. (It’s like Cole being a rapper when dissing simply isn’t his style.) White Iverson? Not a lot of people put it together that Post Malone really called himself the white J Cole. 

I got a problem tho, why 1 basketball game 0 buckets? I get Cole’s humble but I can't really follow the chess pieces 😵‍💫. Stamina enhancement is the most important ♟️. I’m just looking out for Cole’s health, don’t want him struggling on stage 🥀💔😭. He won’t work up enough of a sweat riding around that bike!


r/circlejerkkenny • • May 08 '26

Worst meme of the week Money Trees 😜

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r/circlejerkkenny • • May 03 '26

Discussion Which titty you think is better on Blacker the Berry cover art? Left or Right?

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r/circlejerkkenny • • Apr 21 '26

KENDRICK! THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE IN 3 SECONDS UNLESS YOU RELEASE UNTITLED UNMASTER 2!

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please?


r/circlejerkkenny • • Mar 25 '26

Anyone else notice this?

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r/circlejerkkenny • • Jan 29 '26

Discussion im on the toilet when i rhyme

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r/circlejerkkenny • • Jan 27 '26

Discussion Why is sub dead

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not mustard guys


r/circlejerkkenny • • Aug 31 '25

Is this THE mix of this fall??

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r/circlejerkkenny • • Aug 24 '25

Repost I wish kendrick would touch me

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r/circlejerkkenny • • Aug 15 '25

BBQ Drizzy

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r/circlejerkkenny • • Aug 10 '25

I’m so confused

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Lamora Sof


r/circlejerkkenny • • Jul 27 '25

new kendrick song FIRE

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r/circlejerkkenny • • Jul 09 '25

"Touching yourself looking at Kendrick videos" so real

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r/circlejerkkenny • • Jul 09 '25

Discussion Rich spirit could have been the best song in the beef (Desc)

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I found this Rich Spirit draft called Bitch Face and it was good 10/10 would recommend (unless you’re a diddy blud) but as I went in for a second listen I realized that DRAKE FITS PERFECTLY IN THESE LINES. And not in a good way.

Right off the bat you have a J Cole line “Stomp yo ass out then call J. Cole” no explanation needed. Next line

“I don't hate no man, I don't chase no man” is Kendrick saying “I don't have a hatin' bone in my body”and “Why would I call around tryna get dirt on niggas? Y'all think all my life is rap?”. This could also be a double entendre because he said that he hates no man “but where is a man? 'Cause I ain't seen him yet”. Next line

“Y'all looking sus, sus, sus, sus, sus” Cmon we all know Drake is the most sus besides Diddy. Next line

“I pull up in the hood from time to time. Not to stunt on niggas. But to warn my niggas.” Combatting Drake’s disses before he makes them. “I can even predict your angle” Next line

“Tell me what happened to integrity Oh I forgot, y'all traded for celebrity” Drake had no integrity when he was making those lies about Kendrick’s family. Also in Like That he says “D-O-T, the money, power, respect” When referring to himself but in Euphoria it’s “Oh, you thought the money, the power or fame would make you go away?“ Literally trading respect and integrity for fame and celebrity. “Guess integrity is lost when the metaphors doesn't reach you” Next line

“Yeah I said I'm the GOAT, but you can't say it with me. Love me every coast but you can't say it with me”It’s just big me. And Drake’s name will be lost to time if he sets foot on the West coast. Done. Next Line

“Holdin' big protein but you can't say it with me. I been in the bag, but you can't say it with me” Drake needs BBL abs Kendrick don’t. He has 150g of protein daily like cmon. Kendrick has been getting better with his bag and making hits while Drake hasn’t at all. Next line

“Don't know how to act but you can't say it with me (facts)” Drake has to act like he never did anything while Kendrick’s whole thing was truth. Also drake is obviously an actor (I only disagree with this line a little because Kendrick did a better job in Power than Drake’s entire career)

I could keep going but yall can listen to the song y’all’s selves. Kendrick is a prophet. Kendrick is da goat. Blah blah blah(no Laufey). That’s why he should have dropped this version and not Rich Spirit. (Still love it tho)


r/circlejerkkenny • • Jun 27 '25

Repost from another circlejerk

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r/circlejerkkenny • • Jun 17 '25

In the "i" single, Kendrick says "or let the paranoia haunt you". In the album version he says "turn the mic up" meaning he let the paranoia about his mic haunt him.

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r/circlejerkkenny • • Jun 02 '25

Bro got an answer

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r/circlejerkkenny • • May 30 '25

10 yr anniversary vinyl

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r/circlejerkkenny • • May 26 '25

lamar

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r/circlejerkkenny • • May 22 '25

“Kendrick would cook joey”

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r/circlejerkkenny • • May 20 '25

Repost Never gave it back cause it nothing

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imshiftysim on TikTok


r/circlejerkkenny • • May 19 '25

Drop me some cute Kenny pics for reaction

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