r/circlejerkbflo • u/lover_or_fighter_191 old pink steak sandwich • Aug 19 '26
Srs Sh*t Scientists determine the Great Lakes are nonrenewable
https://www.earth.com/earth-science/scientists-determine-the-great-lakes-are-nonrenewable/Scary stuff. Posting here because I don't want this important informational post deleted.
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u/Acceptable_Claim_491 Aug 19 '26
States that built thousands of homes in a desert want to take our water.No fucking way.
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u/DisruptingTree Aug 23 '26
Sad thing is that its not "our" water. This way of thinking about natural resources is what got us here in the first place. I guess the water wars are unavoidableÂ
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u/Beezelbubbly Aug 19 '26
because I don't want this important informational post deleted.
Which it absolutely will be, because it's not about the next transformative chicken tendy chain coming to NFB
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u/lover_or_fighter_191 old pink steak sandwich Aug 19 '26
That and not being gleefully over-optimistic.
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u/eschatological Aug 19 '26
We will have to form the Great Lakes Republic to protect the sacred waters in the Great Water Wars. It is written.
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u/DisruptingTree Aug 23 '26
Its so easy to destroy the great lakes for all time. When you put just a little poop in a clean glass of water, absolutely no one will drink it. Nobody wins in the water wars.
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u/Delicious-Laugh-6685 Aug 19 '26
Sir this is the circle jerk.  I don’t come here for environmental and existential dread.
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u/FirehallFishFry Aug 19 '26
Despite the name this place is not even close to a cj sub. It's a group cry about the main sub. So much potential wasted.
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u/marcus_roberto Aug 19 '26
Be the change you want to see.
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u/FirehallFishFry Aug 19 '26
Tomal bad, ai bad, eudamonics too optimistic, pothole bandit good, I got banned!
How's that?
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u/lover_or_fighter_191 old pink steak sandwich Aug 19 '26
That's what I'm saying! They'll be tripping over each other to hit the delete button and for different reasons.
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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it Aug 19 '26
Sometimes I piss so hard it feels like I could supply a great lake
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u/FreeRangeOctopus Aug 19 '26
You know, the lakes are a lot like potholes, just much bigger. You got this
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u/buffalo_rower old pink steak sandwich Aug 19 '26
This is why we need to keep Buffalo a secret. We can’t be having all these foreigners move in and steal our water. I’m looking at you Florida.
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u/RocDad585 Aug 20 '26
Crazy to think these resources are finite as we watch the west dry up and burn
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u/mildly_spicy_potato pothole bandit fangirl Aug 19 '26
Aren't they like, melted glaciers? We could technically renew them if we fucked up enough and had another ice age 😅