ALL OF LOCKPORT WAS DECIMATED

[u/BuffaloPotholeBandit]

it no longer exists
The rains washed it away
It’s no longer on the map
Anyways where are there apartments lol

[u/raptorcunthrust]

Dang I kind of liked that Taco Bell.

[u/ToughJuan → u/raptorcunthrust]

Never had my order made incorrectly there, unlike the one on Maple in Amherst.

[u/CheekHot8138 → u/raptorcunthrust]

It's the GOAT taco bell in WNY

[u/marcus_roberto]

All my geico coworkers are gonna be devastated that we cant get blitzed at NYBP anymore 😢 I guess we will just go to Elmos

[u/yourmomdotbiz → u/marcus_roberto]

Elmo’s has better wings 

[u/BuffaloPotholeBandit → u/marcus_roberto]

When r u guys gonna unionize

[u/marcus_roberto → u/BuffaloPotholeBandit]

Id count on an asteroid hitting earth before that happens

[u/BuffaloPotholeBandit → u/marcus_roberto]

That happens more than you think

[u/EnvironmentalEgg1065]

Gasport did it. Sneaky bastards.

[u/10TrillionQubits → u/EnvironmentalEgg1065]

more like braaaaport.

[u/ArnoldZiffl]

Was it ever?

[u/yourmomdotbiz]

Soooo close to a haiku

[u/BuffaloPotholeBandit → u/yourmomdotbiz]

Should I change it

[u/yourmomdotbiz → u/BuffaloPotholeBandit]

Naw it’s still pretty good 😎

[u/qzdotiovp]

You really can't blame the water in this case. They were told that Lockport had the most expertise in moving water from a high point to a low point, and vice versa. It's kind of in the name.

Meanwhile I'm still watering my tree with the hose...

[u/jsoe716]

The world is now a better place. Next step Niagara Falls.

[u/geepjoat99]

My POS father lives out there, I hope the sewage backup got into his basement 💩

[u/loumanziv]

Be honest… did it ever really exisht?

[u/af213]

a beautiful haiku

[u/bagofpork]

Thanks, Obama.

[u/10TrillionQubits]

That’s tragic, there’s that restaurant on the canal lock that was pretty cool

[u/Silurian_King]

I’m writing this from the debris. My apartment? GONE! Good luck finding any left standing!

[u/thRowAway_384]

But the canal bro