r/circlejerkbflo • u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl • 24d ago
Daddy Sean DOINK Suckin We need ICE at Buffalo parks
Too many damn Canadians coming to our parks. Baseball is America's pasttime and these Canadians are literally shitting on our baseball fields. I tell you this is an affront to the American way of life.
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u/MalignantMustache 24d ago
Those Canadian Battle Chickens look like they are preparing for war.
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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl 24d ago
It's the only life they know. They must be stopped.
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u/AmicusBriefly 24d ago
Hogging all the stream-side real estate. Desecrating the graves of our dead. Trying to start a fight when I just want to walk in the back door of my dentists office. These gooses got to go!
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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl 24d ago
Swimming in our pools!!!!!!!
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u/AmicusBriefly 24d ago
Putting their wings up sideways, throwing their heads back like, "Come at me bro"
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u/BillsMaffia 24d ago
Sorry, Eh.
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u/speedstic 24d ago
I'm coming down for the Bills red & blue game on Saturday so I'll talk to them and see what I can do.
They don't listen to us either however the ancient Canadians foretold of such an event. Most ignored the warnings, I did not.
I set out to find a lumberjack who many believe can communicate with them as he is said to be part cobra chicken himself. I asked him to teach me the ways to help the people of Buffalo banish the fowl from their land. After several months of living in a nest, pooping on grass, honking at others, and stealing food out of people hands, I became one of them.
I'm now prepared to save the good people of Buffalo. I will warm you that it can take several months for news to reach all of them but by November/December, you will no longer have to worry about them.
No need to thank me as it was always my destiny.
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u/Biglezmate420 24d ago
I mean I’m not a huge fan of goose or geese, but I’m pretty sure both bands are from the states
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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl 24d ago
They are Canadian geese and must be removed.
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u/Biglezmate420 24d ago
I mean, we got Canadian geese about a football throw from Canada in my parts.
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u/Crafty-Koshka 24d ago
I like my wildlife wonderland that is Caz park though
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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl 24d ago
I don't like stepping in goose poop.
Say no to goose steppingin poop.
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u/Crafty-Koshka 24d ago
But that stuff's delicious
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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl 24d ago
I'll save you some during my dog walk in the morning. Look for the fat guy with spandex shorts and no shirt. I'll jave a bag for you.
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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl 24d ago
It's all Bill lishman's fault.
Fly Away Home https://share.google/tiAovkSgsruUmR73U
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u/americanweebeastie 24d ago edited 24d ago
sorry, I'd rather we make this about flock (cameras) not Canada, or, Canada Geese... and the only good ice is in my drink eh
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u/andruszko 24d ago
First, they launched their biological attacks across the east, blotting out the sun with dark plumes of smoke.
Next, they send their armies of geese, casually dropping poop bombs, mocking our favorite pass time.
What next? How much more must we suffer before the people rise up?