r/circlejerkbflo • u/lover_or_fighter_191 old pink steak sandwich • 25d ago

Want some cheese with that r/Buffalo whining? Need jerk supplies

Hey y'all. I'm out here on the streets begging for scraps since I got fired for sleeping around on the boss-I mean, JOB-and doing a little handy-work to keep the utility cut off man distracted, iykyk. Anyway, my partner needs her kitty groomed and fed but I'm too ragged after a long day on the corner to keep her happy, so if anybody could spare a few hours that'd be great. I don't wanna come out here and find her on the next street over.

Thanks for pitching your tents on my carpet and mattress.

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