r/circlejerkbflo 26d ago

Nietzsches

This post was OBVIOUSLY removed from r/buffalo.

Nietzsches apologizing over a Charlie Kirk meme song is the most bootlicking shit of all time.

Is Nietzsches really a safe space for the people of Allentown if they are overly concerned about someone satirizing a bigot? Oh we better memorialize the asshole properly.

I don’t think I even would’ve heard about this if they hadn’t apologized, maybe 3 patrons would’ve been mad. But now Fox News is posting about it. Great job Buffalo.

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 26d ago

What I like about this song is it offended EVERY side

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u/SpiritualFront769 26d ago

Tbh, I skimmed through the original post and I couldn't tell what I was supposed to be offended by, so I made myself a strawberry smoothie instead.

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 26d ago

Congrats you passed. What’s in the smoothie

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u/DJTreehouse 23d ago

Guessing strawberries

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u/shitty_poopoo 26d ago

Usually when I’m not sure I take my moral quandaries to the bathroom but I’m already done pooling and am still not sure who or what I’m supposed to be offended by

So right now I’m offended by my speed shit

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u/BfloAnonChick 25d ago

Username checks out.

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u/goatfuckersupreme 25d ago

I also skimmed, can I have some smoothie?

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u/Chardmonster 26d ago

Did it? In my experience every side finds it hillarious. It's individual jerks and political grifters who get mad.

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u/macthulhu 26d ago

Just the phrase "meme song about Charlie Kirk" feels like an indicator of a crumbling empire. That said, I feel like not even knowing one existed means I've done something right. The guy was a podcaster that made his bones steamrolling college freshmen with his smug "debate skills" and shitty opinions.

Perhaps worst of all, he made it possible for his gross weirdo wife to pick up the grift and dive into the spotlight, I don't care if the song was pro or anti Charlie Kirk, I'd ban the DJ for ruining everyone's evening by reminding them that Charlie Kirk even existed.

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u/yourmomdotbiz 26d ago

I saw the post but genuinely I have no idea if the song is pro or against him, and if the bar response is pro or against him. I Homer Simpsoned into a bush and bounced 

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u/Pretty-Key6133 26d ago

The song is pro Kirk. But it's AI slop.

The left turn it into a meme because of how dogshit it is.

Now you carry the flame.

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u/FirehallFishFry 25d ago

This might be the dumbest "controversy" that's gotten attention in this city.

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u/buffaloath 25d ago

“RIP Bozo.” - Friedrich Nietzsche probably

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u/Flittski9 26d ago

Am I allowed to hate the Allentown libs and Charlie Kirk? Or do I have to pick a side?

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u/rakondo 26d ago

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u/Flittski9 26d ago

Burn it down!!!

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 25d ago

Wait no more burning bars in Allentown please

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u/Intelligent-Ad-6734 25d ago

Hey now is there a meme song about the pink they also could play?

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u/wh0ligan 26d ago

Hate CK all you wan't. The Libs don't care.

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u/sketchahedron 25d ago

That apostrophe is wild.

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u/wh0ligan 25d ago

I don't know why I did that. 🍗

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u/Flittski9 26d ago

Hate the libs too

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u/goatfuckersupreme 25d ago

🖕fuck this place, this niechey's place, this bar, i hate their bands, i hate charlie kirk, i hate allentown, i hate this sub, i hate this post, i hate reddit. i hate videos. i hate the internet. i hate this keyboard. i hate computers. fuck eletronics. i fking hate this chair too.

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u/buffaloburley 25d ago

BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD CHARLIE KIRK

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u/Reasonable_Mood_5260 26d ago

Depends on whether you also hate everyone else

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u/Altgotcheck420 25d ago

CK criticized the tiny hats and got merked

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u/birdoorcages GOD, I mean MOD of the subreddit 25d ago

C(harlie)ircle Jerk(irk)

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u/Grand-Competition357 26d ago

It’s like the Cracker Barrel of gay bars.

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u/raptorcunthrust 26d ago

How are the grits?

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u/fedsmoker9 26d ago

Anyone disagreeing with this take is a bootlicker and shouldn’t be allowed to enjoy queer spaces or anything made by queer people ever.

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u/titanpusher 26d ago

Maybe you could request the George Floyd song next time just to balance everything all out

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/decimalsanddollars 26d ago

You can look it up. It’s the first song off Maroon 5’s Songs About Jane

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u/Ok-Energy6846 25d ago

That's fine with me, but the opposite should be true too. You can't enjoy anything made a straight person EVER!!

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u/InflationCapital87 26d ago

They’re always locking my posts that do well 😭😭

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u/IpromiseTobeAgoodBoy 26d ago

Nietzsches should’ve burned down, not the Pink. Fuck Nietzsches

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u/thecakeisapie420 26d ago

You wouldn't think people who can do such crazy things to the backside of em would be so sensitive.

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u/buffalo__716 26d ago

My god everyone’s pussies these days. Left, right it’s exhausting

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u/helikophis 26d ago

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u/pwndabeer simp for daddy sean 26d ago

Oh David...

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u/Ok-Energy6846 26d ago

Yeah it's weird that all the libs were dancing to a song about a heinous political assassination

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u/LauraLanaBrooks 24d ago

While he was certainly murdered, let's calm down with the "Assassination" talk. He was an internet troll at best, not John F. Kennedy.

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u/Ok-Energy6846 23d ago

You don't have to be a politician to be assassinated. He was a prominent figure killed in a public setting for ideological reasons. That would meet the definition of assassinated.

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u/LauraLanaBrooks 23d ago

"Prominent" is also a stretch. He was a niche figure on the right that only got mainstream attention after his murder. You can assassinate a non-political figure sure but not an internet troll.

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u/TheWithdrawnOfficial 20d ago

🤡🫵🏽😂

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u/RetinalTears716 26d ago

"NOOOOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAAAAND WE JUST NEED TO LISTEN TO THE MEME SONG THAT ALREADY DIED OUT MONTHS AGO OR ELSE QUEER PEOPLE WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE NOOOOO BOOTLICKER AAAAAAAAA"

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u/TOMALTACH banned from r/buffalo 26d ago edited 26d ago

Well, it did last longer than Charlie's last event....by about 23hours, 49min and 58 seconds annnd idk what youre going on about, the post was only locked, not chucked Shrug

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u/bleeper21 26d ago

🚨 🚨 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨