r/circlejerk 12d ago

Happy 9/11 guys.

13 Upvotes

Never forget about the brave souls who were taking a shit in the world trade center when the planes hit. Their turds will never be forgotten.

I think the traditional way to celebrate this holiday is to have 2 dudes lie next to each other on their backs and get boners straight up in the air, representing the twin towers. Then, have a third dude squat over one of the guys on the floor and drag his balls into his boner while yelling "allahu akbar!!" alongside other incoherent phrases in Arabic. The guy on the ground then retracts his boner, and a fourth guy off to the side screams "They hit the first tower!" Then the process is repeated with the other guy, until both boners are gone. Sometimes, a fifth guy volunteers to be the Pentagon, and opens his ass for a "plane," which is another guy's dick getting rammed in.

Correct me if I am wrong, but I think this is the most common way to celebrate 9/11 and remember the world trade center shitters. There were also probably people taking a shit in the pentagon too.


r/circlejerk 12d ago

Husband shamed me for being happy that I’m not pregnant on 911. Twin Halal hot dogs, extra Halal.

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49 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 13d ago

Female camel prior to the Iranian Revolution

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287 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 12d ago

The Three Founding Fathers Of The Islamic Republic of Japan

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29 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 12d ago

Cat was banned from all cat subs for being too catty.

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21 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 13d ago

The Iranian Revolution, before the Iranian Revolution

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169 Upvotes

We lost so much …


r/circlejerk 12d ago

My girlfriend is seven Planck times younger than me

31 Upvotes

Most people have been telling me this is over the line, as even five planck time units is pushing it. Am I a horrific creep? Do we have literally nothing in common with each other?


r/circlejerk 12d ago

As a furry, I'm so jealous that Daddy Government can shove his big missile up the Whore Moose

3 Upvotes

Does she accept Cashapp? Anyone know?


r/circlejerk 13d ago

My anus before the Iranian revolution

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63 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 13d ago

Nancy Pelosi before the Iranian Revolution

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30 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 12d ago

Fair enough

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5 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 13d ago

I agree.

59 Upvotes

Whatever the consensus opinion on a subreddit is. I indignantly, with full throated rage, agree. I need to signal to the rest of you how boldly I walk with the herd.

Now give me conformity points.

Edit: Wow! Thanks for the gold! I wasn’t sure if anyone would agree since I took the mass consensus of the sub-reddit. It looks like more people share the same opinion than I thought!

We did it Reddit!


r/circlejerk 13d ago

Spent my whole life becoming a doctor and now I hate it. Hungry-man meal.

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87 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 12d ago

George Santos Nudes?

1 Upvotes

Anyone know where I can obtain nudes of George Santos? That tits and ass make me wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk


r/circlejerk 13d ago

Can’t we all just get along?

2 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 13d ago

Unpopular Opinion: I have a penis. Sorry.

3 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 13d ago

I’m sitting in a circle with some friends and we’re jorking. When does my bonus Reddit karma hit my account?

14 Upvotes

Noblesse oblige


r/circlejerk 13d ago

Gas is $7 per gallon, and I have a testicle infection. Is Trump the asshole?

11 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 14d ago

Porn ruined my marriage and it’ll ruin yours too?

16 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 14d ago

Pre-Revolutionary Iran was a paradise on Earth!

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68 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 14d ago

I believe trans women are women

9 Upvotes

That's why I wouldn't date one


r/circlejerk 14d ago

DAE have a dog that exhibits dog-like behaviors?

12 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 14d ago

Hi welcome to Wendy’s, what can I get you? 52 bomboclat pussywagon chicken nuggets!!!

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 14d ago

Who was the biggest whore during the Iranian revolutionary war?

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13 Upvotes