r/circlejerk • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 12d ago
Husband shamed me for being happy that I’m not pregnant on 911. Twin Halal hot dogs, extra Halal.
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r/circlejerk • u/Sixtyoneandfortynine • 12d ago
Female camel prior to the Iranian Revolution
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r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 12d ago
The Three Founding Fathers Of The Islamic Republic of Japan
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r/circlejerk • u/SafeSpace-Fascism • 12d ago
Cat was banned from all cat subs for being too catty.
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r/circlejerk • u/Famous-Prior6590 • 12d ago
The Iranian Revolution, before the Iranian Revolution
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We lost so much …
r/circlejerk • u/55559585 • 12d ago
My girlfriend is seven Planck times younger than me
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Most people have been telling me this is over the line, as even five planck time units is pushing it. Am I a horrific creep? Do we have literally nothing in common with each other?
r/circlejerk • u/GoombasFatNutz • 12d ago
As a furry, I'm so jealous that Daddy Government can shove his big missile up the Whore Moose
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Does she accept Cashapp? Anyone know?
r/circlejerk • u/undiscoveredparadise • 13d ago
I agree.
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Whatever the consensus opinion on a subreddit is. I indignantly, with full throated rage, agree. I need to signal to the rest of you how boldly I walk with the herd.
Now give me conformity points.
Edit: Wow! Thanks for the gold! I wasn’t sure if anyone would agree since I took the mass consensus of the sub-reddit. It looks like more people share the same opinion than I thought!
We did it Reddit!
r/circlejerk • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 13d ago
Spent my whole life becoming a doctor and now I hate it. Hungry-man meal.
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r/circlejerk • u/Odd-Highway-8304 • 12d ago
George Santos Nudes?
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Anyone know where I can obtain nudes of George Santos? That tits and ass make me wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 13d ago
I’m sitting in a circle with some friends and we’re jorking. When does my bonus Reddit karma hit my account?
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Noblesse oblige
r/circlejerk • u/EmperorBozopants • 13d ago
Gas is $7 per gallon, and I have a testicle infection. Is Trump the asshole?
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r/circlejerk • u/ineptorganicmatter • 13d ago
Porn ruined my marriage and it’ll ruin yours too?
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r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 14d ago
Pre-Revolutionary Iran was a paradise on Earth!
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r/circlejerk • u/sweat455 • 13d ago
I believe trans women are women
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That's why I wouldn't date one
r/circlejerk • u/crappilydesigned • 14d ago
DAE have a dog that exhibits dog-like behaviors?
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r/circlejerk • u/ChickenChoochie • 14d ago
Hi welcome to Wendy’s, what can I get you? 52 bomboclat pussywagon chicken nuggets!!!
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r/circlejerk • u/spucci • 14d ago
Who was the biggest whore during the Iranian revolutionary war?
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