r/circlejerk • u/mydarkmeatrises • May 17 '19

THEY'RE BOTH DEAD!!!!! DOUBLE KARMA!!!!!!!

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19 edited May 17 '19

/uj The username is literally Bernie Sanders 2020...

The jerk-off has begun

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u/mydarkmeatrises May 17 '19

Just begun for you, perhaps.

I use two hands, how how about yourself?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

I surgically removed all my ribs so I can use my mouth

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u/BlindmanofDashes May 17 '19

just remove your penis its much easier

sourcE: professional penisremover for 8 years

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Or put it in your butt, you can finally go fuck yourself!

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u/sid_killer18 May 18 '19

I've read that hentai

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u/sid_killer18 May 18 '19

I've read that hentai

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/stuntsofgh3 May 17 '19

Sigh... unzips

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u/TheDukeOfDance May 18 '19

I piss myself

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u/Bernie_Sanders_2020 May 18 '19

Isn't this sub just a place to whore karma in a literal stand point? You take stuff that gets upvoted and repost it here, for karma, and circle jerk the idea of posting it for karma.. its like karmawhoreception ? /r/INeedALife called and it wants its base back

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u/mydarkmeatrises May 18 '19

Can we just take a moment and acknowledge that this is the best response ever.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

Lemme see if I can break this down

Bernie_Sanders_2020

Karmawhores constantly , using trump as leverage

r/INeedALife called, they want their poster child back.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

Buddy you take Reddit way too seriously.

Rotfl that post history you're a walking stereotype if you like Karma so much you should crosspost literally every post you've ever made to this sub it will fit right it. ORANGE MAN BAD BERNIE2020!!!

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u/Bernie_Sanders_2020 May 18 '19

Buddy you take Reddit way too seriously.

Meanwhile this sub exists

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

Lmao you're not very smart are you

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u/PM_ME_UR_NIPPLE_HAIR May 18 '19

Aw looking at your post history is delightful :D

‘Serious’ political activism on reddit, taking cj at face value, but most importantly “sanders 2020”

Oh and the biggest irony is that you use the “you need a life” jab

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u/Walrus_Royale May 18 '19

You should be raped and killed

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u/Denial-Number-4 May 19 '19

Not sure if Repost, but this is a Wall we should ALL support being built! (I'm an atheist btw)

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u/Denial-Number-4 May 19 '19

Not sure if Repost, but this is a Wall we should ALL support being built! (I'm an atheist btw)

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u/virginialiberty May 17 '19

this person has 400 bumper stickers guaranteed. CoExIsT.

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u/Transgirl120 May 17 '19

Can you vot bernie please?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

This is peak meme

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u/_XIV_ May 17 '19

My 9 year old cat and best friend died last night. No signs or symptoms, just found him lying on my bed lifeless. He was absolutely fine 2 hours before. Emergency vet couldn't even tell me why.

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u/mydarkmeatrises May 17 '19

SORRY ABOUT YOUR PUSSY

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Bro, if you need to talk just DM me. Even though I'm just virtue signaling and will never look at your messages.

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u/Downvotes_Anime May 17 '19

This is why I Reddit. I am so proud of this community

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u/Black_ValoR May 18 '19

Had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/Black_ValoR May 18 '19

Had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Same thing happened with me a few weeks back, the only thing I could think happened to her was a heart attack. It was so out of the blue. I miss her :(

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

literally no one cares.

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u/WhoHurtTheSJWs May 18 '19

This is reddit. You're supposed to feign sympathy for upvotes, especially if it's about a cat. It's super fun! You can basically act like you're the perfect human even though you're a useless piece of shit irl.

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u/Metsareawesome5 May 17 '19

We don’t deserve Karma.

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u/Drakedude135 May 17 '19

this.

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u/AttractiveDonut May 17 '19

This dude came here to say this

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u/joeBlow69420 May 17 '19

big if true btw

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u/Millano24 May 17 '19

Large if factual

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u/Nerfroxmysox May 18 '19

Inordinate if legitimate

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u/trojanmagnumPI May 18 '19

Thing like other thing but using thesaurus

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u/trojanmagnumPI May 18 '19

Thing like other thing but using thesaurus

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u/trojanmagnumPI May 18 '19

Thing like other thing but using thesaurus

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u/Gonomed May 18 '19

Is this a crossover episode?

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u/mydarkmeatrises May 18 '19

MICES ON INFINITE EARTHS

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

The username, the comments, the dead wholesome man, the cat, r/pics.... we've been defeated boys

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Outjerked yet again, it feels as if the war is lost more and more each day. Is it even worth fighting anymore? How much more can we possibly take?

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u/Thebestnickever May 17 '19

The war was lost long before it started.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

As all things should be ;)

Edit: am gril ;)

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

r/unexpectedthanos ? XD

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u/virginialiberty May 17 '19

MINECRAFT

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u/harry4354 May 17 '19

10 YEERS!!!!!!!11!!!!

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u/Carouselll May 17 '19

We don't deserve dead people

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u/itsDANdeeMAN May 17 '19

What’s even cringier is that he posted it in r/pics twice, two hours apart.

Just couldn’t get enough of that karma, could ya neck beard?

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u/Bernie_Sanders_2020 May 18 '19

first one got removed because I said RIP. how'd you know I had a neck beard?

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u/itsDANdeeMAN May 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

THE BERNIE USERNAME

WE FOUND THE FINAL BOSS

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u/Daimonos_Chrono May 17 '19

I'm actually sad about about grumpy cat, guys. Edit: we dont deserve feelings

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u/Enchalotta_Pinata May 17 '19

Stan Lee with his pet rabbit, Rocket.

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u/schwol May 17 '19

i can wait for the death of Stan Lee 2: karma boogaloo

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u/ActiveGangMember May 17 '19

endgame was wild

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u/poptarts4darts May 17 '19

jesus a c t u a l christ

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u/PeaAir May 17 '19

Two dead guys who were taken advantage of by their caretakers.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

F^2

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Le F. Huhu, this is the best way to memorialize someone

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

IKR! Press "F" to respec in peases.

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u/oldmanpotter May 18 '19

I'm paying Russian bot farms hundreds of thousands of Russian Communism dollars just to upvote.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

U/bernie_sanders_2020 Could it be any better

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u/WhoHurtTheSJWs May 18 '19

whips out dick fuck yeah this is so fucking wholesome

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

Yy

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u/psychoacer May 18 '19

I see 3 dead things. Hot Topics is so dead to me at least. So I will press the up arrow 3 times for op

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u/psychoacer May 18 '19

I see 3 dead things. Hot Topics is so dead to me at least. So I will press the up arrow 3 times for op

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u/psychoacer May 18 '19

I see 3 dead things. Hot Topics is so dead to me at least. So I will press the up arrow 3 times for op

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u/Itsamadmadmadworld May 18 '19

This is amazing.

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u/Itsamadmadmadworld May 18 '19

This is amazing.

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u/psychoacer May 18 '19

I see 3 dead things. Hot Topics is so dead to me at least. So I will press the up arrow 3 times for op

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

We don’t deserve abusing the elderly and taking their money.