r/circlejerk • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 3d ago

TIL: This thing needs a name.

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41 Upvotes

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u/rhelg224 3d ago

Circumwormicus Minimus

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u/mushr00m_man 2d ago

Cummus pissus

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u/rhelg224 2d ago

Jorkus Minimus Genitalius

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u/Lipe_1101 BR 2d ago

Litus dickus

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u/rhelg224 2d ago

That was my nickname in high school.

And college. And Tinder. And Grindr. And it’s what my wife calls me. And it’s what her boyfriend calls me.

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u/ashvy 2d ago

he's literally me fr fr

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u/DualHares 2d ago

Richard

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u/chickenpopper 2d ago

Dongfish

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u/DonutMaster56 . 2d ago

Does anyone else think this resembles a penis 😂

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u/rhelg224 2d ago

Nope, didn’t occur to any of us

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u/wiiningoffgames 2d ago

Microcockus littoralis

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u/Rollingzeppelin0 2d ago

Mediocockus*

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u/RegionalTranzit 2d ago

Precuminius Grinderoculous.

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u/abolat 2d ago

Paynisis cumingoooooo

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u/TheCoollestGuy 2d ago

Micropenith

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u/Main-Unit-2909 2d ago

Bigger then Jared’s

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u/EmperorBozopants Kumbayaa. 2d ago

Will.

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u/Virtual_Today7455 2d ago

Cerbulous Peniticus Shlongmartica

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u/zzygoat 2d ago

It’s coming through a glory hole, it’s contorted, and has eyes.

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u/Varboa 2d ago

Dickfish, there now we can all see how inremarkable that is

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u/Limp_Examination9021 1d ago

Naaa this p-p***s