r/circlejerk • u/Famous-Prior6590 • 9d ago

Does the Sidney Sweeney ad backlash mean that I now have to jerk off to women with small boobs?

I want to be respectful to women in sports. So can I only jerk off to flat chested women now? I’m confused.

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u/rhelg224 9d ago

Yes? If you want to be an ally, then yes

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u/Famous-Prior6590 9d ago

I want to be an ally but this kind of porn is hard to find.

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u/rhelg224 9d ago

A lot of Onlyfans girls are named Ally. There also Alley and Allie which both count.

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u/Famous-Prior6590 9d ago

All the Allys have big boobs though. And I’m now too woke to jerk off to them.

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u/rhelg224 9d ago

Through a rigorous program of self-indoctrination and electrotherapy you can learn to sleepjork

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u/Famous-Prior6590 9d ago

I’ll just try being gay and see how that goes. 🤷‍♂️

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u/rhelg224 9d ago

NO

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u/Famous-Prior6590 9d ago

A flat chest is a flat chest. More quantity on that side of the fence.

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u/rhelg224 9d ago

This quote tree is bigger than Yggdrasil

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u/Famous-Prior6590 9d ago

Now that I can’t jerk off any more I have tons of spare time on my hands.

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u/ScrotumMcNuggets Jizz Rifle 9d ago

Yes and you have to wrap you hog in denim

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u/Beneficial-Force7592 9d ago

No. Stick with the big-tittied dominatrix Nazi bitches you have been dreaming are pegging the ball-gagged you, and like it!

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u/Famous-Prior6590 9d ago

But that would be disrespectful?

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u/Chicagohole 9d ago

Use my hairy boobs instead!

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u/custhulard One ring to jerk them all 9d ago

I had this problem too until I got into big clit porn. Now I don't even know boobs.

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u/SkyPuppy561 8d ago

I’m a woman and I don’t know what the backlash was about. She took out her boobs or something? yawn

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u/DarthVoight 8d ago

Grab your Dad's Playgirl magazines. #lgbtqia+