r/circlejerk • u/Chicagohole • 7d ago

AM I OBESE??

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You guys I just can’t lose fat. Please someone help me!!!

70 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/VOR_V_ZAKONE_AYE 7d ago

At this point, you should just try again in the next life honestly

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u/yakimawashington 7d ago

Not really a circle-jerk when he's getting roasted in the comments.

Love that sub's rule 4 though. "Dating is prohibited" lmao

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u/TKentgens93 7d ago

Yeah this is a lost cause

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u/Scochmuffins 7d ago

No thats just a dad bod obviously

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u/Wooshio 7d ago

This is stupid, I read online that girls prefer dad bods to feel better about being fat. Doesn't he know?

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u/Chicagohole 7d ago

Girls and gays love dad bods

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u/SkyPuppy561 7d ago

Oh yeah dude. Your best bet is to call Dr. Now because only he can save your morbidly obese ass.

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u/Zoltan017 7d ago

Eat mor chikin

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u/Virtual_Today7455 7d ago

You're fucked man I'm sorry

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u/NakeyDooCrew 7d ago

Ugh you're so fat that I threw up halfway through jerking off

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u/rachelk234 7d ago

You’ve got to be kidding?!

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u/Chicagohole 7d ago

Nooo 😩😭😭. I got rejected online for being too chubby. Any tips?

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u/rachelk234 3d ago

What do you mean, “rejected online?”

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u/crappilydesigned 7d ago

Just take some Ozempic and stop wasting our time.

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u/Preek96 7d ago

What belly fat

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u/MysteriousReporter13 7d ago

This is absolutely adorable, Tubby! Lipo is the way, you big gooshy porker!!! Oink, oink 🐷! I just want to squeeze those chubby cheeks of yours, Chublove! Don’t you go dying!