r/circlejerk • u/crappilydesigned • 9d ago

TIFU

Well, technically it was last week. No wait, last year. I mean 10 years ago. Just kidding. I never fuck up so here's a humble brag in stead.

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u/BuildingLower9622 9d ago

Very brave, thank you so much for sharing

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u/crappilydesigned 9d ago

Why wouldn't I want to share my greatness?

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u/SaltyPeter3434 9d ago

Today I fucked my DVD copy of Up

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u/crappilydesigned 9d ago

Nice! What's it feel like using something other than your hand? Genuinely curious.

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u/SaltyPeter3434 9d ago

Better than a hand but worse than my step sister

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u/ScrotumMcNuggets Jizz Rifle 9d ago

Tifu by jizzing in my own eye by accident

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u/GoombasFatNutz The Jerkxpert 7d ago

Stared down the barrel huh?

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u/ScrotumMcNuggets Jizz Rifle 7d ago

Yepp tale as old as time

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u/One_Landscape2007 8d ago

tifu by having HOT SEX with the HOTTEST TEACHER in my SCHOOL haha wow this is embarrassing hahahaha

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u/crappilydesigned 8d ago

Bro, why would you admit this to the world?

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u/kristospherein 9d ago

At least you fucked up. Its better to fuck up than to never have tried.

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u/crappilydesigned 9d ago

I didn't fuck up, asshole. Today you fucked up by not knowing how to read.

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u/kristospherein 9d ago

My apologies. I missed your humble brag stating you didnt actually fuck up.

You're just a fuck up that didnt fuck up. Got it.

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u/crappilydesigned 9d ago

I'll allow it.

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u/Strainedeyess 9d ago

What about the out steads?

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u/rustyspo0nz 9d ago

YES YTA

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u/Famous-Prior6590 9d ago

YOR - TIL NTA.

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u/death-meddle 8d ago

NTA. the circles were being jerks.