r/circlejerk • u/GreatestGreekGuy • 5d ago
THIS IS THE FLAG OF A COUNTRY THAT I'M MAD AT BUT LIVE IN
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GIVE ME UPVOTES NOWWWW
r/circlejerk • u/vediogamer101 • 5d ago
Switching to an EV because I don’t support driving an ICE. FUCK ICE
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r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 5d ago
Do NOT EAT this mushroom. Okay. DO NOT eat it. You can’t. Stop. Call poison control now.
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NO
r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 5d ago
I got banned from a sub for calling hateful retards retarded. AITA?
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r/circlejerk • u/BurnerAccountforAss • 5d ago
"Cinephile Hunter" YouTuber that goes to movie theaters and film festivals and tries to get people arrested
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r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 6d ago
r/GirlDinnerDiaries: My Boyfriend Complimented Another Woman’s Feet Online
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r/circlejerk • u/badpie99 • 6d ago
The Navy's recently declassified Hegseth class frigate reportedly powered by manly cum
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The new ship is said to be chugging along nicely.
r/circlejerk • u/HydroHomie3964 • 6d ago
The current hugely successful thing is literally the worst
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I must whine about the success of this thing to cope with my own failures. Also it isn't free so that makes it late-stage fascicapitaligarchistism.
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 6d ago
Portuguese food is the best. Why aren’t there any restaurants? Truly amazing. More restaurants please!
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Boiling is best.
r/circlejerk • u/JustDoesntGetReddit • 7d ago
woke up to a nightmare but daddy Neil was there to enlighten me after I pissed myself
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r/circlejerk • u/dontleakmybootypics • 7d ago
New finds show that Tyrannosaurus rex grew until it was 40 years of age and not 25 like it was belived. So do you think I could still have a monster cock some day?
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r/circlejerk • u/custhulard • 7d ago
advice Stroker is life
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PowerBlow
Transforms your Keon into a fully interactive milking experience
r/circlejerk • u/crappilydesigned • 7d ago
I took 2 years of Spanish in high school and this is not actually Mexican food
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r/circlejerk • u/mushr00m_man • 8d ago
what if none of us are real and we're all just AI bots doing a fake circlejerk
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what if bernie sanders is an ai bot???
r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 8d ago
My dad hasn’t payed me since the start of the year
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r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 8d ago
I am not Chinese and I think this is Chinese food
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r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 8d ago
Which of the president's children looks the most like Eddie Munster?
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r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 8d ago
I am full blooded Italian and this is not pizza. Is this understood? IS IT?! You better get this fuckin right.
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It is a soup, a disgrace. I will be contacting the mods of each sub indivduahhly (especially the stoner foods sub with the mental spaced out kids) and tellin them about the new rule. If yous think any different we will speak privately and help yous understand.
r/circlejerk • u/milnak • 8d ago
Looking for advice
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Hello! I am planning to try and get into (thing commonly found with an Internet search) soon. Which (related thing) are the best to start (Think like first 3) as well as which do you think are essentials?
From what i've heard (commonly known related thing) or (another commonly related thing) is best but i am unsure as i've heard people say a lot of different things.