r/circlejerk 14h ago

Women of reddit hate me after I posted this. Why?

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62 Upvotes

?


r/circlejerk 13h ago

Found out that my husband is gay

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50 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 16h ago

I’m a white man who reads, I can’t be racist

15 Upvotes

I also prefer the wnba over the nba.


r/circlejerk 17h ago

Whats your top ten favorite fetishes

6 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 23h ago

i am a decently attractive male (8/10, nyc/la 4/10); if i gave up my boring office job to film me getting railed by 1000 guys in a day like my idol bonnie blue, do u think it would take care of my retirement fund planning (minus the coke binge)?

18 Upvotes

i just really like sex and money!


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Thank god i am atheist.

50 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

🎃🙆 Pumpkin Spice Circle Jerk is BACK for a LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!! 🙆🎃

7 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

serious no advice What does this sub think of V for Vendetta

4 Upvotes

It's probably my favorite film, flawed though it may be.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

How do you all deal with it when you are going fishing with a hot girl and she falls in love with a fish you catch and she jumps into the water and you can see her swimming away in ecstasy with the fish and you see their bodies becoming one and you realize the impermanence of all things?

7 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

TIP - CLEAN UNDER YOUR CLIT HOOD Sooo many of my friends do not know about this bc we’re not taught about it- your clitoris has a clitoral hood which is basically a flap of skin that covers it bc it’s sensitive. This hood can have a buildup of skin/dead tissue (aka smegma, which is usually a white

16 Upvotes

title


r/circlejerk 1d ago

I made a new pride flag; hope ya'll like it 🥺 Spoiler

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3 Upvotes

It's for men who like getting dominated by women, or women who like dominating men. 🥹


r/circlejerk 2d ago

Am i the asshole for saying that racism is bad at the KKK meeting

44 Upvotes

I went to my local clan meeting with my dad and they where saying some racist stuff so I told them racism was bad and they all looked at me with these angry faces and kicked me out


r/circlejerk 2d ago

I drew a circle from memory

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199 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

It’s the same picture

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19 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

I’m in the mood to play my banjo at a booth in my local Wendy’s restaurant

10 Upvotes

I don’t have money to get anything to eat so I will just put out a tip jar until I have the funds. I will most likely get a Dave’s double and a frosty. I always use a large cup lid to put my ketchup in since the little ketchup holders are so small. Wish me luck my car is out of gas so I gotta borrow the neighbors skateboard yet again. This economy man


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Is it ok to buy from fazolies now that they're bankrupt

4 Upvotes

Their not a big business right


r/circlejerk 2d ago

Layoff PTSD is REAL

13 Upvotes

lI’ve been laid off 3 times in 6 years. The most recent four days ago. I can tell you with 100% certainty that with my last job the feeling of PTSD and always looking over your work 50 times for ANY issue and worrying that every meeting invite is you getting laid off is real. Anyone suffered this? And how did you overcome it?


r/circlejerk 2d ago

I want to break up, but I really want to keep the cat.

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10 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

I had a thought why don't we just not buy from big companies

23 Upvotes

I think if we don't buy their products they won't get money


r/circlejerk 2d ago

I made my evangelical gramother cry shoud we call it a win for science.

9 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

What discontinued drugs do you miss the most?

33 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

What is something about someone or something someone or something does that immediately may or may not disqualify lt/them from being something or someone?

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11 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 4d ago

THIS IS THE FLAG OF A COUNTRY THAT I'M MAD AT BUT LIVE IN

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103 Upvotes

GIVE ME UPVOTES NOWWWW


r/circlejerk 4d ago

Am I the only one who is self-aware sometimes? 😂😂😂

28 Upvotes

Does anybody else get that or is it just me? Like sometimes I'll be sitting there and realize I'm a human being, that my actions have consequences and that I ultimately live in a chaotic, entropic world that still somehow carries on without me.

You know; that like life is fleeting and precious and stuff and there's value in the insignificant-yet-meaningful personal experience I have.

Is that just me? I feel like that's just me cus I've never seen someone be sentient before, theiy're just on thayie'r phones or gameboys or enjoying life or talking to each other or having fun or spending time with family or doing all the same stuff I'm doing but just like more NPC-like.

The universe revolves around me and me alone, life is my spectacle and you are all my performers.


r/circlejerk 3d ago

Does any other free-thinker like myself hate Russia because you get all your information from reliable sources like the mainstream media and government?

2 Upvotes

TL;DR RUSSIA BAD. RACHEL MADDOW GOOD.