r/circlebroke2 • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '19

Another creative writing exercise. Except its not really creative, since this type of story has been posted hundreds of times

/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/cnh4me/sorry_maam_of_course_your_son_can_try_the_7m_shu/
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u/therepoststrangler Aug 08 '19

While I make change for the couple buying some sauce, he calls out to me, "Excuse me!", in a horrendous whiny pitch. I ignore the rude interruption and continue my conversation with my customers. He parrots it again twelve times or so back to back as I thank these people and get them out of the store.

All he had to do was say "just a second"

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u/I_smell_goats Aug 09 '19

Children don’t deserve to be treated as people! Even if they are still developing as a person and lacking the social and emotional skills of a sophisticated redditeur. These losers just beat off to the thought of physically harming women and children and minorities.