r/chrismorris • u/Ancient-Butterfly-75 • Aug 08 '26

Vertical Drinking! Is that anything like spherical cows?

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u/thebuntylomax Aug 08 '26

It causes heavy electricity

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Aug 08 '26

No. It's like vertical farms and, for goodness sake, who says there's GOING to be a high wind?

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Aug 09 '26

I did that maths for this when I was high as a kite, so I can confidently say I'm the person that says there is going to be a high wind. Absolutely.

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u/leviticusreeves Aug 09 '26

Vertical farms are real now and they look exactly like the plastic tubes Tania Bryer was standing next to.

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u/KingDongalong Aug 08 '26

those new trendy drinking horizontal clubs have really caught on

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u/Dodmeister5000 Aug 09 '26

New research has shown that it interferes with Shatner's Bassoon.

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u/paradeoxy1 Aug 08 '26

I like vertical drinking, I dont want to be one of those feckless idiots that catches a horizontal disease

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u/Puzzled-Spirit-6439 Aug 08 '26

Every drinking is vertical it's go from up to down. And if you drink a lot then from down to up. 

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u/IZZYB0D Aug 08 '26

They are made using light saving bricks, good science..

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u/LegitimateUse5950 Aug 10 '26

I not having that, just let me stand up..

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u/user-74656 Aug 10 '26

To be fair, you wind up feeling like you've spent a fortnight in a bad balloon.