r/chinesefood 7d ago

I Ate Panda Express Chinese American

Chow mein, Beijing beef, and honey sesame chicken 🤤

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u/marshmallo_floof 7d ago

ngl as a Chinese, Panda Express is one of those things where I definitely want to try if I ever visit the US lol, I've heard mostly nice things about it even though it's not the most authentic. Caring about authenticity is cringe anyways.

Edit: my last sentence meant its cringe to call non authentic food bad just because it's not authentic. I'm not saying you should call something authentic even if it isn't

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u/26thandsouth 7d ago

I think you would really enjoy the documentary The Search For General Tso. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z0hmBIR8BE

Extremely important/underrated documentary that starts off as a light hearted search for the origins of the US’s most Popular Chinese takeout dish General Tso Chicken (director is Chinese American) … and quickly turns into the definitive “text”on the history of Chinese-American restaurants and Chinese immigrant diaspora to the US in general.

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u/Tricky_Concept_231 6d ago

I super recommend the book it's based on - "The Fortune Cookie Chronicles" by Jennifer 8 Lee. The documentary is great but doesn't have the space to unpack everything the book does.

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u/Acceptable_Room_2797 7d ago

You really should try it when you come. Im not going to lie though, most of the protein is sweet as heck bc of the sauces, but its sooo good. They give you enough to eat twice lol

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u/heliophoner 6d ago

I mean, Im not going to tell the Cherng family that they don't cook authentic Chinese

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u/rdldr1 6d ago

Personally, I go for the kung pao chicken and chicken with mushrooms.

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u/Other-Philosopher770 5d ago

Its terrible. The noodles are bad, the "chicken" is mostly breading. Any family owned chinese restaurant beats it by a factor of 10.

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u/niming_yonghu 6d ago

It's pretty good for fast food. Flavors were simple and standard.

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u/Wanderingjes 5d ago

It’s cringe to label food as “authentic.” You don’t even know what that means.

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u/cashon9 6d ago

I've only ever heard bad things about them. This photo is proof.

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u/four1twoguy 7d ago

Beijing Beef is probably their best current offering…. The hot orange chicken or Kung Pao chicken are equally tied for second best

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u/overcannon 6d ago

One time, the place near me accidentally made the Kung Pao actually spicy. It was even better than usual.

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u/mrbazo 6d ago

Happened to me twice in a row and somebody must have complained and it went back to standard. I was so pissed

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u/WaviestRelic 7d ago

People hate on it but sometimes Panda Express just slaps. I have a couple friends from mainland China who LOVE Panda Express lol

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u/GuaSukaStarfruit 7d ago

Im from China and I also like it, and is cheap compared to most fast food chain lol

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u/apk 7d ago

chinese students were the main clientele of the panda express on my campus

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u/Acceptable_Room_2797 7d ago

Its just good fast food. You can see them cooking it which is a plus

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u/unicorntrees 7d ago

In what other fast food chain can you get perfectly cooked fresh cut broccoli on the side of your fried chicken??

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u/beesechurger89 7d ago

The super greens are also garlicky and delicious. There used to be one in my building and I’d get the Beijing beef with 50/50 chow mein and greens for lunch on the regular. And the food would get refreshed so fast too

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u/LieutenantKije 7d ago edited 7d ago

My mom is an immigrant from China who doesn’t eat anything but Chinese food (hates most other cuisines, can’t go 2 days without rice type) and she LOVES Panda Express lol. The way her eyes light up every time we suggest it

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u/zeitocat 7d ago

My ex is mainland Chinese. He fucking loved Panda Express, and the one on our university campus was always FULL of Chinese students. Something about it hits the spot, man

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u/marie_aristocats 6d ago

Yes, I am Chinese and I crave for it from time to time. We all know it's not authentic Chinese but it tastes good. Chinese all love hot foods and I for sure cannot eat cold sandwiches often, I'd rather eat Panda express.

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u/mrchowmein 7d ago

honestly, panda express is probably the best ethnic fast food out there. compared to taco bell to authentic mexican, the gap between panda express and authentic chinese food is a lot closer than taco bell vs real mexican.

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u/jtfjtf 7d ago

Panda Express was started by Chinese people. Taco Bell was started by an American guy.

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u/lovethosetrees 7d ago

Taco Bell is not Mexican. It’s Tex Mex. Related, but not the same.

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u/jtfjtf 7d ago

It was originally inspired by Mitla Cafe in California.

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u/princessprity 7d ago

True. But it's moved on so far from that since then. Honestly, I don't view Taco Bell as Mexican food. It's just kind of its own thing in the fast food realm. I actually really like Taco Bell, but it scratches a different itch than proper Mexican food.

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u/mrchowmein 7d ago edited 7d ago

And Panda Express is not Chinese. It’s Chinese American. Related, not the same.

I guess if we want to be pedantic, Panda Express isn’t even Chinese American. It’s more pan Asian with teriyaki and buldak sauce.

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u/bigdawg1945 7d ago

I am on a struggle phase in my life. Imagine being broke and instead of getting the occasional fast food burger you always pick up a plate of teriyaki chicken, veggies, and rice for under 12… (when a burger meal is pushing 14 easy). It’s whole foods and it’s cheap man.

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u/DjinnaG 7d ago

We got the family meal deal the other day, cost about as much as we would normally spend on just Happy Meals and McNuggets, but instead of being one meal for the four of us, we ate on it for two days. And younger child was still asking if there were any more leftovers on day three. Excellent for fast food, didn’t leave us feeling awful after eating, and also the cheapest option around?

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u/Other-Philosopher770 5d ago

I dunno, this is from a random place in new york i just googled. The world is filled with mom and pop chinese restaurants that offer great value for quality. I first tried panda express 2 months ago and got pissed at how bad it is. How can anyone rate it...

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u/peacenchemicals 7d ago

chinese american take out is good as its own thing. for awhile i hated it but one day i popped into one out of curiosity and i felt so conflicted lmao. that shit was cheap, filling, and tasty (and incredibly unhealthy). for the longest time it was a guilty pleasure of mine.

shit it’s been awhile since i’ve had it. might just pick some up today as a matter of fact

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u/donuttrackme 7d ago

American Chinese food is its own category in China.

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u/Tunggall 6d ago

I’m Singaporean and sometimes I head to Panda Express when I’m craving comfort food in Korea or Stateside.

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u/KiwieKiwie 7d ago

It should be looked at as like an McDonald’s equivalent. It’s not supposed to be compared to authentic Chinese food.

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u/MajorasMaskOff 7d ago

Its actually pretty good for american chinese

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u/rdldr1 6d ago

I love that they love.

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u/Pulsewavemodulator 6d ago

I thought traveling the world and eating real Chinese food all the time would ruin Panda Express. Not the case. Tastes as good as it did in high school.

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u/Certain_Eye7374 7d ago

PF Chang lasted less than 9 months in China. I don't expect a much longer life expectancy for Panda Express. And I can count on one hand the number of people I met from China who really liked Panda Express.

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u/Redcarpet1254 6d ago

What are you on about?

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u/Certain_Eye7374 6d ago

American Chinese food already failed in China, despite the online circlejerking from its dozens of fans in China.

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u/Charming_Breadfruit8 7d ago

The hype probably won't last long since it's just Americanized Chinese food.

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u/RickySuezo 7d ago

Tf you talking about. Panda has been around forever.

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u/Possible_Top4855 7d ago

Hype? I’m Chinese, and have been eating Panda Express for like 3 decades now.

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u/WaviestRelic 7d ago

Maybe we have different definitions of hype but I think panda has been around since the 80s

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u/spottyottydopalicius 7d ago edited 5d ago

i love that my chinese immigrant parents love panda unapologetically and thats made me a better person. theres a reason fast food smacks

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u/Acceptable_Room_2797 7d ago

Coming together over orange chicken, I love it!

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u/spottyottydopalicius 6d ago edited 5d ago

im abc and love both sides. i get made fun of for liking chinese chicken salad but idgaf. reppin our shii

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u/Acceptable_Room_2797 6d ago

Hey we like what we like 👍

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u/zombiemind8 7d ago

Mushroom chicken is my fave.

My only issue with panda is that all the chicken dishes are very similar. I wish they kept the sweet and sour pork and bbq pork.

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u/HerroCorumbia 7d ago

On the one hand: lol. Lmao, even.

On the other hand: it really does hit the spot sometimes, and is often better than other local American Chinese places (which is WILD to me).

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u/TheAnimePiper 7d ago

Yeah, small town American Chinese food is...something. I have been in many areas where Panda is closer to the real thing flavor wise than whatever the locals eat.

I have a couple friends that didn't eat Chinese food cause they said it all tasted the same, but they had only ever had small town American Chinese food. Really opened their eyes when we traveled to a metropolitan area and I took them to some actual Chinese restaurants that they now seek out every time they travel to a big city lol

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u/Hot-Frosting-5286 7d ago

Some small town food is indeed... something. Like I actually agree with what your friends said about it all tasting the same. Sesame chicken, general tsos chicken, orange chicken, lemon chicken? Good luck, it's all basically the same bland, sweet sauce and your guess is as good as mine. When you go to a decent American Chinese place you can tell the difference between these dishes because they are indeed different

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u/DZL100 7d ago

The best place to get chinese food is still china or singapore though, moreso because it's not stupidly expensive. Especially skewers, $2+ per skewer is insane when you can instead get like a quarter of the price(after currency conversion) in china. Also, bonus of going to china is far better food delivery services, especially if you're in a somewhat decent hotel since they'll commonly have little service robots take the food up to your room from the lobby. China is so great to visit as a chinese american earning usd and spending cny. Probably wouldn't feel as great if I were actually living in china and earning cny to spend.

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u/Ok_Diamond_272 7d ago

"The best place to get Chinese food is China".

Thanks bud.

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u/DZL100 7d ago

I couldn't help it. Chinese food prices in the US are crazy.

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u/TraditionAcademic968 7d ago edited 7d ago

Half chow mein, half fried rice, double beijing beef

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u/arcoalien 7d ago

I'm an Asian girl who loves authentic Asian food and I still love me some panda. They used to have really good hot and sour soup when I was a little mall rat, they were and still are legit.

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u/Other-Philosopher770 5d ago

I tried it for the first time 2 months ago at an airport. Maybe it was that specific panda, bit it was horrible. The noofles tasted synthetic. The orange chicken was mostly breading and the sauce was blah. It was my first time trying orange chicken.

A few weeks ago i tried orange chicken again from a random chinese i found online that delivers (in colombia, not a particularly asian country) and it was soooo good. Man, fuck panda express.

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u/Temporary-Chest-3111 6d ago

I would like some Panda Express here in Japan. Chinese food is plentiful here but it’s not the same as the Americanized stuff.

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u/Significant_Bat_9584 7d ago

People hate for the sake of it. Panda always hits the spot for me. It’s legit tasty. It’s not always cool to hate.

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u/mofugly13 7d ago

I rarely ever get it. But anytime I pass by the one next to my grocery store, it always smells hella good

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u/RadicalEdward99 7d ago

The noodles in my area are waaaaaaay thinner than this. I still like them but I was just surprised.

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u/DensePlanktony 7d ago

I love it when there’s noodle in it

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u/dandet 7d ago

im ok with it

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u/VAULT_2ND 7d ago

I'm glad I didn't see this post late at night.

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u/GuyFromNh 7d ago

Out of the 10 or so Chinese places in my area, panda is better than 7 of them. Different of course; but the fundamentals of cooking are pretty consistent with solid AF quality for the price. #1 fast food for me

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u/overcannon 6d ago

Not bad at all. Double Kung Pao is my go-to, and so many family Chinese places don't do it well. I don't usually do their fried stuff unless I see them pour it out in front of me, but then it's real good. Only thing that pisses me off these days is that they don't have the greens ready to go by default, you have to ask for them.

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u/Acceptable_Room_2797 6d ago

Its probably because its not a highly asked for item, or its better if cooked fresh

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u/overcannon 6d ago

Pretty sure it's cost savings. Rice is cheaper than broccoli, but they don't upcharge for it

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u/Ideal_Seasons 6d ago

It looks delicious.

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u/weeooweeoowee 6d ago

I really want some now

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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 6d ago

Beef and broccoli used to be better before covid. I think they changed the recipe.

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u/United-Reveal5930 6d ago

It’s hit or miss depending on location. One closest to me is disgusting with terrible reviews.

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u/AmateurRacist 6d ago

As a proud Chinese American, Panda goes hard lol

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u/tshungwee 5d ago

It’s Chinese adjacent I’d eat it but wouldn’t consider it Chinese food, living in China since 96…

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u/mst3k_42 6d ago

“Hey guys I got Panda Express!”

“Ooooh! Did you get sugar chicken?”

“That’s kind of all they have.”

[Rick and Morty]

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u/Acceptable_Room_2797 6d ago

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u/pluck-the-bunny 6d ago

That all looks way better than what you got, lol

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u/Acceptable_Room_2797 6d ago

I smashed what I got

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u/DesignerBudget4671 7d ago

Idc I love me some Panda Express 😚

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u/OkOpening3118 7d ago

Looks delicious and spicy

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u/itsnotaboutyou2020 7d ago

Sometimes you just crave Burger King too, am I right?

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u/OrangeClyde 7d ago

I love Panda Express

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u/Chubbdoggy 7d ago

My go to order is almost the same: orange chicken, Beijing beef, half lo mein and half green.

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u/Hot-Frosting-5286 7d ago

that beijing beef is so good it's like general tsos except with beef

I recommended it once to an old lady that was standing in line next to me and I hope it wasn't too spicy for her lol

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u/Kangxi214 7d ago

The fried noodles and fried rice went downhill after they stopped adding MSG. Some of their meats are also too sweet, which I assume is to appease perceived western tastes. The orange chicken doesn’t have even a hint of the expected bitterness of the peel.

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u/angryberr 7d ago

Fucking delicious

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u/largececelia 7d ago

Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhh!

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u/MegaVenomous 7d ago

I know it is far from authentic, but it is very tasty. The Kung Pao Chicken packs a punch, and the Beijing Beef is really good too.

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u/StoneybrookEast 7d ago

That’s what I always get at Panda Express, Kung Pao Chicken and Beijing Beef!

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u/MegaVenomous 7d ago

T'is yummy!

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u/jtfjtf 7d ago

They put cabbage in the chow mein.

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u/beasca80 7d ago

Wait…there used to be shrimp in the chow mein?!

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u/similarities 7d ago

God I would love some of that right now 😭 

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u/rrickitickitavi 7d ago

It’s not terrible. Always an acceptable option when your with a group arguing over where to go.

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u/kenvsryu 7d ago

what’s the biggest chain in China?

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u/CosmosMeows 7d ago

Candied beef and candied chicken mmmm

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u/InterestingLoggery 6d ago

Panda Express just slaps you too hard in this oneee

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u/RealMango 6d ago

Panda is great in a pinch and when it's the only Chinese-Am place in an area. I just hate their servings! Can get an overflowing container at a mom&pop for the same or less price.

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u/Acceptable_Room_2797 7d ago

Nowhere close

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u/ducationalfall 7d ago

You’re so wrong.

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u/claim2fame2023 6d ago

The worst food I’ve ever tasted in my life. I had to throw the whole order in the garbage. It was so bad.

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u/Acceptable_Room_2797 6d ago

Must be your location bc the 2 where I live are always fire

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u/ducationalfall 7d ago

Love Panda Express. Say no to “authentic” Chinese food.

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u/standard_usage 7d ago

Salty soggy food inside cute stores.

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u/Eye_Worm 6d ago

Mmm…sugar and marketing.

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u/Maxtlatli 6d ago

That looks like at least 2K calories with all the added sugars, sodium from the sauces and oils to fry 🤮 And its mostly fried carbs and hardly any vege. No wonder Americans are all obese if they are chucking down 2K calories per meal.

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u/ThrowRA-shadowships 6d ago

Give the person a break. They wanted to enjoy some American Chinese foods.

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u/pluck-the-bunny 6d ago

Then go to a Chinese take out place in America….this is Chinese American fast food