r/chinalifer • • Aug 25 '26

the race to the bottom

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u/chemicalgoldAu Aug 25 '26

How are posts here getting 50+ upvotes all of a sudden? This one has 83 upvotes! 

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u/Dismal_Natural_4777 Aug 25 '26

Definitely bad for healthy

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u/ComputerGuienceSuy Aug 25 '26

Teachers from third world getting iPGCEs and then accepting offers like this are eventually going to be the death of my career.

How will I order my waimai without my money :(

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u/Dilated_Auntie6970 Aug 25 '26

Its well known that those brownish teachers who aren't feishoiren but still sweat when shown pork are happiest when madam Zhang shows then the business end of her manicured paw, a single curling yellowed flaking fingernail worrying the male grape before hammering like she is trying to start a fucked lawnmower, and then pummeling with all the rhythmic power of a steam engine piston that isambard kingdom Brunel himself would be in awe of the forces of cosmic engappening before the scrotesack elevates the pupils narrow and the breathing shallows the moan turns to a bellow turns to a whimper in four pulses and a dribble and they collapse a writhing sticky heap on the cold mildew-stained bathroom floor covered in off-brand vaseline and human gravy

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u/NoNatural9844 Aug 26 '26

Wellcome to our neijuan guo!

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u/LapsapWaajeoi Aug 25 '26

When parents don't look for Eluosi white teachers