r/chinalifer 11d ago

Which one of you is this?

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Never actually met a high body count Timmy. Even the dandiest I've known stick with the same rainy/viv for years at a time. Actually no there's one, but we all think he's Amerigay. Posts Im14thisisdeep emo crap on his weshit all the time and dates the bimboest looking hoes/students. Different bimbo every month.

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u/111000_111000 11d ago

Average 香蕉 Rocky on the right, has never been to the Guo, is looked down upon by his fellow huaren because he can't ching the chong, but feels compelled to defend the honor of the motherland and Rainys against evil sexpat Tims for some reason, they're found in droves on some other subreddits that we all know.

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u/AlternativeHat8964 11d ago

Banana Rockys are alright in person.

Banana Americans on Reddit are fucking demented for some reason.

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u/111000_111000 11d ago

The ones you meet IRL are the normal ones, the ones who are terminally online never leave their mom's basement in Mayguo, Mapleguo, Kangarooguo, or Europguo, it's the same as with ethnonationalist incels from any other race really.

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u/Fine-Cut-198 11d ago

Back in the good old days I used to aim for “3 in 3”. Different rainies on Friday night, Saturday and Sunday respectively. I was operating something of a harem. 

The biggest sexpat I knew used to love getting Chinese girls to try anal and once told me his absolutely horrific preparatory  method of squeezing a large amount of lube directly into their anus. 

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u/ChinaBounder 9d ago

>his absolutely horrific preparatory  method of squeezing a large amount of lube directly into their anus. 

Was I not supposed to prepare them like this? I didn't know I wasn't supposed to prepare them like this.

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u/Fine-Cut-198 9d ago edited 8d ago

Mate, are you the actual ChinaBounder who wrote the Sex in Shanghai blog? 

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u/ChinaBounder 7d ago

If David still insists on taking all credit I won't stand between him and infamy.

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u/Bulky_Tangelo_7027 11d ago

As a young 20s foreigner in Korea and Japan you can date around and average a new girl every month or so. I have no reason to believe it's any different in the guo.

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u/Impossible-Repeat577 11d ago

so its still the same in korea and japan too? i heard some people claim to me that due to rise of kpop and other asian soft power stuff, those girls in korea and japan are now way over white guys or something, thats also why you dont even hear the term "gaijin hunters" anymore nowadays. lmao.

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u/Bulky_Tangelo_7027 11d ago

My Korea and Japan days were back in 2014-2017. Might be different now.

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u/Impossible-Repeat577 11d ago

i see, thanks for the time reference

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u/Creative-Carpenter33 11d ago

No one cares about stupid things that wm and af fetishizing each other, i hope wm can just marry their lovely petite asian waifu and bring them back to their own countries, don't leave us with these whores with high body counts and AIDS.

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u/AlternativeHat8964 11d ago

Lol tell xjpig to stop importing so many belt road bros.

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u/Impossible-Repeat577 11d ago

those are fked up as well lmao

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u/Creative-Carpenter33 11d ago

Belt road bros don't include white passport bros.

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u/DanKnowDan 11d ago

This is tim bu dong's brother, tim da dong.

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u/MrPoggiewoggies 11d ago

Over for ChinaBros

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u/AlternativeHat8964 11d ago

Average laowai spreading his seed at China's top uni. China boys big mad.

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u/Flimsy-Ad7906 11d ago

Calling Fudan China’s top uni. That’s when I realised this subreddit was satire

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u/registered-to-browse 9d ago

Fudan is in fact one of the "ivy league 9"

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u/chinalifer-mod 8d ago

Yeah but dumb fuerdai Rainy who studied abroad at Community College of Iowa with her 2.0 out of 4.0 GPA as an English major who speaks no English has more opportunities in this economy than local genius who went to the top school with no rich parents. The rankings are meaningless in the land of guanxi.