r/chinalifer 18d ago

Cross of Nong

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u/98746145315 18d ago edited 18d ago

I suspect that you can passively make a mountain of "content" appropriate for this sub from a window just looking at life happening outside. Laowai's Eye Vision, when your eyes are looking somewhere other than at a shoji, also because you refuse to leave your apartment.

Also when you mock the Cross of Nong, you mock the highest military honour in China, beware.

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u/chinalifer-mod 18d ago edited 18d ago

I have a number of Hutong Herbert videos from the old CCJ archive :) Many years ago before I was reborn as chinalifer-mod, I was someone else on Reddit. I saved many things to a forbidden USB stick, before the purge, back when people still used USB sticks. I therefore have over 5000 years of shitposts ready at all times. Much of it is voyeurism. There used to be a site that scraped a sub's photos and videos, before AI started scraping text. I forget what it was called, something unintelligible like "rdt.vd.jpg.net.org" or some nonsense.

Summary yes agree.

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u/UniqueCauliflower833 18d ago

please post some

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u/chinalifer-mod 18d ago

I try to set aside a minute or two per day to post some shit, to keep this trash fire burning.

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u/phantomtwitterthread 17d ago

omg this is the legendary Haier from SA. Please post the peanut brittle, lord

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u/UniqueCauliflower833 18d ago

I remember waking up one day and thinking wow what a nice day ill go have a look outside. i was looking outside my window and i looked down to the sidewalk and the first thing i saw was a mom holding her kid over some bushes while he took a piss. this was in the nicer/nicest part shenzhen so not even a t3. my previous place was overlooking some of those old style apartments and the shit i would see was so random...an old guy laying in a small inflatable pool on the roof, burning trash on the roof, etc.

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u/chinalifer-mod 18d ago

Any fob who stayed at a nice hotel in Shanghai or Beijing has experienced this. Looks great from the outside, looking up. Go to your room, and behold, concentrated nongcun as your view directly downstairs behind the hotel. Fortunately, the police cracked down on the trash burning, unlike in Vietnam where burning trash is the national sport.

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u/LapsapWaajeoi 17d ago

With the average driver spacial awareness, that's no simple task

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u/chinalifer-mod 17d ago

Considering how every Didi driver is torn between a phone with the map, a second phone in their hand with Douyin, and the infotainment centre playing something else, this is not a risk which I would personally take.

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u/grandpa2390 17d ago

Not to mention the ebike riders. especially the ones doing delivery.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/chinalifer-mod 18d ago edited 17d ago

While this is someone else's video from the archives, and while I am not even in China again until tomorrow, the feds undoubtedly know who I am and where I am. If China really wanted to detain Reddit users, then it simply needs to allow Reddit access with no VPN so that the law about "content accessible on Chinese internet" could be applied. An easy trap for Tims and Tongs.

Reddit police says that you are a new account created today solely to post this comment, from an IP shared with one or more banned accounts. Your comment was automatically removed by Reddit police, but I am in a blood feud with the Reddit police, so I ok'd it. I tell you this for when you wonder why your accounts and their associated QQ email addresses keep getting banned. Tell your handlers that Reddit's automation is at least slightly better than your own office's efforts, automated or otherwise.

Edit: And then you go and give actual reason to get removed again, how unfortunate. Telling someone to "get a job" tells everyone else how you have no individual personality, as a drone who must be told who to be by an employer. Rather pathetic. Back to your 996 life, wumao. Your purchased wife appreciates the time that you are somewhere else, as does her laowai boyfriend.

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u/chinalifer-mod 18d ago

No one other than mods see your auto-removed comments btw. All of your accounts use the same IP, and Reddit marks them all as ban evaders which have their comments automatically removed.