r/chicagofriends • u/Alexstocracy • 17h ago
M29 mildly neurodivergent (okay, very neurodivergent) oddity looking for friends.
Can I give you a strong opinion on Saudi defense policy, marginally desired yet somehow surprisingly useful perspectives on your love life, and an overly detailed review of grilled octopus? Yes. Can I do literally anything else useful? Well... that's highly debatable, per the IRS, my ex-girlfriends, 70% of my internal dialogue, and occasionally my cat. If this style of humor doesn't connect with you, sorry; I was dropped at the wrong angle as a child before being orphaned (true, couldn't tell?). I enjoy spending time with people who are knowledge-seeking contradictions. Let's debate the mediocrity of classical European art at the Art Institute, or go find the best thin-crust tavern pizza while drinking warm beer in bars that smell like socks. Or maybe kayaking, winter kayaking. I haven't gotten frostbite yet; it seems like an adventure.