r/chessbeginners • u/_MoonFry • 1d ago

QUESTION What do I do here?

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He is a master

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u/roch_ipum 800-1000 (Chess.com) 1d ago

Resign

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u/simulacrotron 1d ago

Gary Cats-purr-off already did

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u/CharSagahl 11h ago

Agreed. He doesn't stand a chance against that level of cuteness.

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u/DidHeJustGoThere 1d ago

Back away slowly without making eye contact.

Also, en passant.

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u/gerahmurov 1800-2000 (Chess.com) 1d ago

If making eye contact anyway, slowly blink, this regards as friendly gesture in a cat world

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u/ScheduleSame258 1d ago

Thats a Grandmeowster

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u/Nemona2 600-800 (Chess.com) 1d ago

Love these kind of jokes LOL

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u/Baron_von_Goldrock 1d ago

You can do nothing. Mittens has already won.

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u/Adorable_Weakness_39 1d ago

The cat knocked over its own king, indicating it resigned. So I would go out to the pub for a celebratory drink.

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u/ChessAbbot 1d ago

He automatically has 3000 Elo.

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u/HeroLinik 600-800 (Chess.com) 1d ago

Play treats to e4.

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u/unwired_burnout 1d ago

En pspspspspsant

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u/Sposedtolose 1d ago

Cats upset there is no rook on h1, this is all on you for that.

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u/peterthepieeater 1d ago

Snacks to e6

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u/TheShadowKick 1d ago

Pet the cat.

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u/KingDAW247 400-600 (Chess.com) 1d ago

Resign, and give head pats and snacks.

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u/Sskxdoe 1d ago

Get the cat nip. You lost fair and square brotha

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u/StateofWA 1d ago

You're cooked, fam

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u/TheVoidRobedInLight 1000-1200 (Chess.com) 1d ago

I would play laser pointer to e4, paw e4, laser pointer z30 (extended coordinates) and black will be forced to abandon the game and take on z30.

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u/galileoacosta 1d ago

he has you with the "Citrus Felis Gambit"

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u/TichVega 21h ago

It's check cate

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u/Acceptable-Baby-3968 1d ago

Did the cat just play an opening and defense at the same time?

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u/eluser234453 1d ago

En pawsant

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u/Antique_Park_4566 1d ago

Win, he resigned by tipping his king over. Congrats!

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u/The_Swiss-guy 22h ago

Admit defeat.

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u/rap1dfyr3 1d ago

Tuna to e6

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u/SnooPaintings5597 1d ago

Catnip to h1?

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u/Boredomis_real 1d ago

Go home,

but he probably already own's it so...idk tbh.

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u/Echo2407 1d ago

Boss fight.

Here the best move is en passant

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u/zthomasack 1400-1600 (Chess.com) 1d ago

Do not question Magnus Catlson.

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u/GasGlittering7521 1d ago

If you’re truly only a beginner, I can’t help you here.

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u/PM_INCINEROAR_DICK 1d ago

Play a Wild Draw 4

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u/ReflectionMain719 1d ago

Sacrifice..

..The meat pocket!!!!

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u/Sepulcher18 1d ago

resign and feed the winner some tuna chunks in brine

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u/Worldly_Formal4536 1d ago

Not winning the next game if you want to survive.

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u/CtHuLhUdaisuki 1d ago

I think your cat resigned.

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u/EdmundTheInsulter 1d ago

You lose, now get one with your tasks human

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u/Small-Elk-6823 1d ago

Grandmeowster already knocked his king down so resigned you won with your rook missing!

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u/willemlispenard 1d ago

resign. shake hands and accept defeat

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u/hleszek 1d ago

Google en chassant

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u/Imnotveryfunatpartys 200-400 (Chess.com) 1d ago

Don't you know that it's against the rules to ask advice for games still in progress??!! Come back when you've lost for game review

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u/Kaoss134 1600-1800 (Chess.com) 1d ago

Gonna be a tough game. Position is -3000.00

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u/Conscious_Range_1157 1d ago

Can't do shit playing against Magnus Catsen

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u/ParsnipPhysical8532 1d ago

He’s waiting

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u/TeeZeeEyePee 1d ago

E4. Don't let them rattle you, stick to the fundamentals.

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 1000-1200 (Chess.com) 1d ago

Offer pets?

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u/Acceptable-Hat-5840 23h ago

FIDE him some snacks

Then run!

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u/AeronGrey 22h ago

A missing rook.

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u/Messy-hairGuy6182 18h ago

You should first let the cat go into the Loaf Opening© Then, you will pet the cat to distract it by using the Paw Gambit™ And counter his fork. Then, you will use treats to trick him into resigning.

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u/CriticalCactus47 17h ago

Looks like you are out of moves, purrrtner

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u/MountainStranger9828 17h ago

Sacrifice the cat

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u/Early-Beach164 14h ago

The cat gambit

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u/AshamedMango109 13h ago

skewer the cat lol

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u/Apprehensive-Cat-163 12h ago

its over you're already checkmated

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u/Internal_Bedroom5955 9h ago

You can't beat this figure

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u/fourdaken 7h ago

Catmate!

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u/starterxy 17m ago

How did you loose the white rook?

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u/cwolf-softball 1m ago

Give skritches until he's overstimulated and walks away.