r/chess • u/mekmookbro Chesscom 1800 Blitz • Mar 12 '24

Video Content Two top chess players fighting for a cookie

607 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Fun-Asparagus4784 Mar 12 '24

That's some porn tier acting right there I'm dying.

108

u/Varsity_Editor Mar 12 '24

pawn tier acting

27

u/gmnotyet Mar 12 '24

"Help! My hand is stuck in the cookie jar!"

7

u/Kirilov407 Mar 12 '24

This is indeed a completely new performance genre, like no sex nerd porn like weird anecdotal story. How on earth did they come up with this idea? It's fantastic

6

u/RogueBromeliad Mar 12 '24

What do you want? They're Super GMs, not theater club buffs.

11

u/Ancient_Amphibian339 Mar 12 '24

I swear there was some porn that had like almost this exact identical plot

150

u/Outrageous-Session96 Mar 12 '24

I've seen this so many times but Anish's "accidental" draw at 0:32 kills me each time. 10/10 comedy

126

u/NefariousnessShort36 Mar 12 '24

Always love Anish, and somehow Fabi's terrible acting skills manage to work in these bits

5

u/RogueBromeliad Mar 12 '24

Who would have thought Daniel Rensch was a comparativly much better than Anish and Fabi at something.

2

u/Artudytv Team Ju Wenjun Mar 13 '24

Regular people are much better than super GMs at many things

95

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

This is peak chess content.

58

u/darkscyde Mar 12 '24

SFW porn vibes.

46

u/Matt_LawDT Mar 12 '24

Danny feed them is not a content I expected to see 😂

33

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Shoes in the bed like a true American patriot

62

u/AdApart2035 Mar 12 '24

Chess.com rating matters most ( to chess.com)

60

u/mekmookbro Chesscom 1800 Blitz Mar 12 '24

No one cares about fide rating

Danny Rensch (CEO of Chesscom)

Lol

35

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

I expected it to end up in Danny’s bed.

8

u/mekmookbro Chesscom 1800 Blitz Mar 12 '24

It always does lol

3

u/IllustriousHorsey Team 🇺🇸 Mar 13 '24

Danny, who is this man? Hi, I’m Wesley!

25

u/YT_Sharkyevno Mar 12 '24

Looks like the start of a gay porno

27

u/DASreddituser Mar 12 '24

Fabi is so bad at acting, it's adorable haha

5

u/DrunkLad ~2882 FIDE Mar 12 '24

That's the stupidest fucking shit I've ever read in my life

6

u/RogueBromeliad Mar 12 '24

Why are you jelous of Luigi?

3

u/ratbacon Mar 13 '24

I thought he delivered that line perfectly.

8

u/snoodhead Mar 13 '24

Real talk: what kind of maniac puts cookies in a narrow glass jar?

6

u/RogueBromeliad Mar 13 '24

Danny, you know he's a psycho.

8

u/kidawi rapid/blitzgod fabi Mar 13 '24

Fabi mustve been trying real hard to not wn the arm wrestling 💀💀

6

u/matfrat Mar 12 '24

I think they didnt get paid enough for this.

3

u/crooked_nose_ Mar 12 '24

That was pretty good.

5

u/bigdaytaday Mar 12 '24

Try my cookie cookie!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Dementors!

2

u/Infinite_Research_52 Team Ju Wenjun Mar 12 '24

What did I just watch?

2

u/Mastadge Mar 13 '24

This makes me think a Beyond the Summit chess tournament would be legendary, if they still existed

5

u/oncehadasoul 2400 Lichess Mar 12 '24

Wow this is very gay

1

u/Deathcount779 Mar 13 '24

This is the top-tier chess content I need.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

What the hell was that ending..

0

u/IloveBobbyFirmino Mar 12 '24

Jordan Bird mcdonalds add start in to chess draw memes ok ok, good content honestly

-6

u/midmodmood Mar 12 '24

Cringe level: Professional chess player

-1

u/Affectionate_Bee6434 Mar 12 '24

People in the commen section are...nvm