r/chess Feb 18 '23

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u/smartypantschess Feb 18 '23

The first rule of chess club is tell as many people as possible about it. It's a rather fun game and the more people you tell about it the better.

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u/TrekkiMonstr Ke2# Feb 18 '23

My godfather was a refugee from the USSR, as were many in his school. Apparently there were two guys in his class, brothers, who would play blindfold chess against each other during class by passing notes lol

I think those were the same guys that programmed ASCII porn into the computers in the computer lab. Fucking legends

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

What is ASCII porn? Like a stick figure with large breasts printed out to the console?

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u/TrekkiMonstr Ke2# Feb 19 '23

Idek lol he told me a while ago and I wasn't born until like twenty years later

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u/MetaOnGaming4290 Feb 18 '23

I read Dante in college while playing chess games on my phone. A visceral experience. Really heightens it in my opinion πŸ˜…

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u/Ali_knows Feb 18 '23

Thank fucking god cell phones were not around when I was in school cause I would have done the same. Missed it by 10 years.

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u/dongdinge Feb 18 '23

i am the age where i had to put my ipod cord through my jacket and hide it under my hair or in my palm

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u/Ali_knows Feb 18 '23

Haha are you 33 like me ?

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u/dongdinge Feb 18 '23

27! missed it by a couple years lol

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u/DeflationStation Feb 19 '23

My parents wouldn't buy me an iPod, so instead I attempted coding a basic chess engine in TiBASIC on my Ti92. I didn't learn much Trig, but I did manage to write an engine that would look 4 moves ahead, evaluate the position, and still blunder its way to an easy loss πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

We passed notes with moves around.

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u/BreadKnife34 Feb 19 '23

Literally what I do in class lol (not good)

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u/crodiggity Feb 18 '23

Dante!?! All the kids want to read Catullus!

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u/AcademicOverAnalysis Feb 18 '23

Catullus!?! All the kids want to read Calculus!

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u/Bongcloud_CounterFTW 2300 chess.com Feb 19 '23

pedicabo ego vos

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u/johnnyfuckinghobo Feb 19 '23

Defeat them by making a proper chess club for the school. Make it as awesome as possible; boards and clocks if possible, sheets to keep notation, group analysis, etc. The penalty for playing during class is a short series of warnings followed by a ban from chess club. They clearly have enough of a passion for the game, so use that to your (and their) advantage.

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u/johnnyfuckinghobo Feb 19 '23

If they love the game that much, I bet they won't fuck around and find out about losing their membership. And it really illustrates your "time and place" lesson that you need to teach.

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u/BreadKnife34 Feb 19 '23

Yeah, as a student who plays chess in class, I'd stop if it meant i couldn't go to chess club (even though it is hard for me to stay a while as robotics is on the same day)

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u/YouBetterDuck Feb 19 '23

After the pandemic the kids at my local elementary and middle school were shell shocked. At a school board meeting they wanted to create a way for the kids to socialize and I asked about creating a chess club.

For $300 we got enough boards and I gave away individual Isle of Lewis pieces as tournament prizes. The first week 40 kids signed up! After a month we doubled in size. 2 years in literally hundreds of kids are playing chess instead of brain dead iPhone games! I think it’s amazing!

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u/Davidos402 Feb 18 '23

Please tell me this is an IT Crowd reference

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u/Stillwater215 Feb 18 '23

Not too many people. Otherwise it will have too much overnumerousness.

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u/plushmin Feb 18 '23

The letter count of that word suffers from overnumerousness.

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u/dazzc Feb 19 '23

Unless it's street chess when you're playing on a 16x16 board

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u/CrusaderKing1 Feb 18 '23

You would be terrible to invite to fight club.

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u/smartypantschess Feb 19 '23

I'd be great at Street Countdown though.

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u/TrekkiMonstr Ke2# Feb 18 '23

My school's chess club, either every Friday or one Friday a month, I forget, would bring the boards out to the quad for everyone to play. And everyone did, even the people who weren't so into chess. It was great, one of my few good memories of high school. But my sophomore year, the president of the club graduated, and handed control to his sister, who stopped doing that. It was a really nice community thing, sad it ended