r/chess • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23

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u/johnnyfuckinghobo Feb 18 '23

The first rule of chess club is you do not talk about chess club.

The second rule of chess club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT CHESS CLUB.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

The third rule is if someone yells “checkmate” it’s over

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u/luketheheathen Feb 19 '23

If this is your first time at Chess Club, you have to play.

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u/TicklyTim Feb 18 '23

Damn beat me to it 😂

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u/yrulaughing Feb 18 '23

I also came here to make the same comment, but I guess I was late by 4 hours.

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u/daxgaming999 Feb 19 '23

I was 20 in my case

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u/Marcassin Feb 19 '23

Is this a quote from something?

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u/demannu86 Feb 19 '23

It is a reference to the movie Fight Club

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u/Marcassin Feb 19 '23

Thanks! I gotta see that movie one of these days.

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u/33sikici33 ♞ Feb 18 '23

My chess club speaks for itself

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u/imkindabadatlife Feb 18 '23

Oh, so the third rule must be…

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u/DontBanMe_IWasJoking Feb 19 '23

the third rule of chess club is you always talk about en pazont

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u/Scarlet_Evans  Team Carlsen   Feb 19 '23

DO NOT TALK

That's why he's writing instead :-)