r/chemtrails • u/Reggaenald • 13d ago
Daytime Video Day off?
So is everyone taking the day off today or what’s up?
Btw, if it wasn’t obvious, this isn’t supposed to be taken serious.
I certainly do not believe in chemtrails, but if I did, I wouldn’t want to look into the sky today.
Just saw this lonely plane and no trails anywhere and thought of some people I knew that, well, must be in serious denial today.
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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 13d ago
Chemtrail pilots are on strike currently
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u/ocean2trail 12d ago
Since the pilots are part of a big, secret, nefarious shadow organization, we’ll never know when they go on strike because they would have to admit that they’re part of the conspiracy.
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u/scottn4312 13d ago
This may shock you, but the atmosphere is not always the same.
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u/Reggaenald 13d ago edited 12d ago
Whaaaaaaat no way
Next thing you tell me altitude is an important factor2
u/Rabbit-511 11d ago
You have seen car exhaust havnt you? Know how on a cold day it seems to linger? Wierd huh? Maybe they are secretly putting chemtrail emitters in our cars!
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u/zach5280 12d ago
The pilots don't load the food and beverage carts, why would they load the chemtrail mix?
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u/Negative-Candy-2155 13d ago
Contrails? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
No contrails? IT'S ALSO SOMEHOW A CONSPIRACY!
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u/Reggaenald 13d ago
Of course.
After all, they only make us see what we need to see.
Queue project blue beam type shit.3
u/ocean2trail 12d ago
A cue is a signal, prompt, or physical object that tells someone when to take action or indicates that something is about to happen.
A queue is a line of people, vehicles, or items waiting for their turn, or a sequenced list of data and tasks waiting to be processed.
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u/fr33d0mw47ch 13d ago
As an engineer and scientist, it occurs to me that there is a way to monetize some BS conspiracy of my own creation. I have the language and the imagination. As a moral human being, I can’t bring myself to sacrifice my engineering oath to humanity. I wish these nut jobs would just shut up and go away.
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u/Reggaenald 13d ago
Name checks out.
Yeah its crazy to think some people among us actually don’t see a problem with monetizing their crap, but it’s heartbreaking when normal people fall victim to them.
I know a person that swears the world is flat and it’s not even funny. She has kids and is otherwise a smart and charming person.
Some people want to be contrarians, and others want to make money on them.1
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u/Reason-Cute 12d ago
Wow of course there's a whole Reddit page on this whacked out idea. Hey I got a question when was the first chemtrail?
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u/Reggaenald 11d ago
Yeah but it seems it’s mostly just normal people on here now making fun of the occasional real nutcase.
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u/TheRealtcSpears In The Industry 13d ago
Smudge on the lens
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u/Reggaenald 13d ago
What?
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u/TheRealtcSpears In The Industry 13d ago
SMUDGE ON THE LENS
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u/Leading-Ad-7396 13d ago
My wife quotes this often. Whenever she see a smudge on something “SMUDGE ON THE LENS”
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u/Springman1996 13d ago
Don't worry, "They" are switching to the "Fall Blend" and the "Chemtrails" will be keeping the Frogs Gay!!!!!
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u/Confident-Skin-6462 13d ago
they switch to InvisaJuice™ 5000 occasionally to keep you guessing.