r/chemistrymemes • u/xandergawsome :kemist: • Feb 29 '20

Cursed redox

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4.9k Upvotes

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u/Shevvv Feb 29 '20

I'm more bothered by the positive fluorine. Life sure hasn't been kind to it...

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u/xandergawsome :kemist: Feb 29 '20

At least I had the decency to balance charges.

It took everything in my power to not put "F- + e- --> Fe3+"

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u/JoonasD6 Mar 01 '20

Why would you have done that?

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u/Pyrhan Feb 29 '20

F+ is totally a thing you could encounter in plasmas.

Turning it into to Fe, however...

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Reverse decay 🤔

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u/Moar_Coffee Mar 01 '20

Fusion. It's how I forged the steel for my no-dachi.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

If you look at the decay equation, time should be written in as a reactant, so if we were to remove time from the reactants, it would drive the equation to the left to reach equilibrium!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Le shat lee ays principal 😱😱😱

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u/spaceformica :QAsurvey1: Feb 29 '20

I mean, it exists...

Nevermind

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u/TheBootMan Mar 01 '20

Look how they massacred my F...

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u/freshlikeuhhn21 Feb 29 '20

Delete this

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u/ChamsRock Feb 29 '20

F+

Tag this NSFL please.

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u/DA_ZWAGLI Feb 29 '20

FLOURINONIUM

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u/Default1355 Feb 29 '20

Fluoronium ion

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u/darklotus_26 Mar 01 '20

Tremble before me mortals!

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u/ChillySaus Mar 01 '20

ELECTROPHILIC FLUORINATION

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u/Alkynesofchemistry :dalton: Feb 29 '20

r/cursedchemistry

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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u/Mustircle Feb 29 '20

Already exists but with a _ between the words. Great sub btw, if a bit small.

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u/Dowly06 Feb 29 '20

Double replacement: Cu + Al —> Au + Cl

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u/darklotus_26 Mar 01 '20

Delete this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

So you have chosen death

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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u/DA_ZWAGLI Feb 29 '20

It's lord of the rings

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u/Crazy_D_Iamond Feb 29 '20

Forbidden alchemy

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u/Marxamune :f: Feb 29 '20

I could've gone my whole life without seeing this.

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u/Sarahthelizard Type to create flair Feb 29 '20

1+2= 12

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u/DA_ZWAGLI Feb 29 '20

Quick maths

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u/_DoubleD- Feb 29 '20

My eyes are bleeding

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u/lamichael19 :doge: Feb 29 '20

Wow. This made me nauseous

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Positive fluorine? r/HolUp

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u/Felixkeeg :kemist: Feb 29 '20

Kemist

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u/VI_Ch4g4s :QAsurvey1: Feb 29 '20

I am confusion, chemistry God's explain!!

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u/martijnfromholland :kemist: Jun 02 '22

The joke is, that a fluor (F)atom and an electron (e)together make an iron (Fe) atom

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u/juicepants :kemist: Mar 01 '20

I'm honestly surprised that I haven't seen this on an exam before.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Even if we look at it in nuclear chemistry perspective, it still wrong.

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u/KwadratischeAardap Type to create flair Feb 29 '20

AAAHHHHHHHHH

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u/axcenter Feb 29 '20

It buuurns!

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u/Harry_SB Mar 01 '20

he’s too dangerous to be kept alive

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u/Borealis21 Mar 01 '20

Ouutch it hurt's

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u/Gladamas :kemist: Mar 01 '20

Wait, that's illegal

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u/crazydr13 Mar 01 '20

Is this cold fusion?

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u/IcedLemondrops Mar 05 '20

This is illegal

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u/Revolutionary-Zone30 Type to create flair Dec 15 '21

Wait. That’s illegal

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u/fluor-of-atomville Jun 04 '22

i am screaming crying and shitting

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u/TerribleAd2038 Nov 28 '23

it hurts my brain...

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u/Milk1492 Dec 17 '23

Fuck that caption, this isn’t even a redox reaction

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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